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the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

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#puns #I for one welcome the twenty-first century #sure I was *technically* born in the 90’s #but I don’t have very many memories from it #and none of them are of things that could only ever have happened in the 90’s #my first memory that is specific to its time period is about the first Bush election

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lifeywifey:

So we had a “Doctor Two” party for my son last week and I had way too much fun with the food…

We also had beans on toast and mini-bangers and mash, but I didn’t get a picture of them.

And I know those aren’t real Jammie Dodgers, but I was making do.

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#Doctor Who #puns #fish and chips

astrakiseki asked: *whispers* Nerdy little sphinx girl who plops next to the lady she’s riddling like an oversized cat and saying pun-ishment will be having to provide purr-fect pettings for a half hour.

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astrakiseki:

pathopharmacology:

oh no oh no oh no

Stern lady adventurer who catches on to the pun thing in like two seconds flat and answers every single one with a totally straight face — “okay okay okay try this one: what did the scientist say about the book on anti-gravity?” “that it was impossible to put down?” “eeeeeee you guessed it!!!!!!“ — and at first the sphinx is super-excited because NO ONE EVER GUESSES PROPERLY, NO ONE!!!!!, but her elation soon turns to disappointment because the stern lady adventurer isn’t laughing and, like, that’s the whole point, and anyway the sphinx is hilarious, she knows she’s hilarious, puns are the bEST—

so basically it turns into a ridiculous and adorable adventure story where the sphinx decides she needs to accompany the stern lady adventurer on her travels because she is damn well going to make the woman crack a smile, and they get up to all sorts of shenanigans and the nerdy little sphinx girl puns her way out of half their scrapes and the stern lady adventurer is like “what” and “how” and “no”

The sphinx is all, “it’s probably a good thing you have me along, you know, because I make for a pretty great pawdyguard”

The stern lady adventurer scowls, all, “stop that,” and she IS NOT GOING TO SMILE at the way the little sphinx goes all wiggly and delighted

“Wait wait wait,” the sphinx says. “I have to tell you something. Me and you—”

“no. NO.”

“—make a TOTALLY—”

“don’t you dare”

“—PAWESOME TEAM!!!!!”

“oh gods why”

[shipping intensifies]

And the sphinx is just smiling and acting all kittenish until someone tries to attack the stern lady adventurer, then suddenly the sphinx pounces and defeats the idiot soundly.  The lady adventurer is wondering why did she go into a battle mode there and not during some of the scrapes they’ve been in.

“Beclaws I was hungry.”  The sphinx shrugs as she licks her paws clean.

And the lady adventurer just sighs again and covers her face again, shaking her head.

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k4nt:

 

justice-turtle:

saintkathryn:

bible-jpg:

w0rking0nwhitelies:

Well that escalated quickly and then became hilarious

i like how lesbians is bolded like it’s the worst thing lmfao

I still want this on a shirt

is nobody going to mention how the only lowercase letter on the poster is in “destroy capitalism”

like literally it’s “DESTROY CAPiTALISM”

like the mere mention of feminism on the poster is destroying *ahaha* capitalism

:D

oh my god

(it occurs to me that nobody destroys capitalism quite like tumblr)

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jtotheizzoe:

scienceing:

creepilylate:

maccawashere:

creepilylate:

creepilylate:

bird puns are pretty fowl

goddamnit i really want someone to reblog this and say “toucan play at that game” but i’m so alone

then that would just be robin us of a joke

i’m better off just going cold turkey off of bird puns

stop it these are grouse

Owl thank you not to cormorant here and start ostrich-sizing those who use bird puns lark it’s some sort of cardinal sin. Heron Tumblr, we don’t take kindly to people puffin their chests and trying to make us look like loons and boobies. Swan thing to poke a little fun, but time and time again we see these vultures pigeonholing people and pouring petrel on the fires of intimidation. I know that I can tern to my fellow avian punners as pea pelican trust. We are birds of a feather.

On second thought, maybe I should duck out oriole go stork-raven cuckoo.

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#puns #*applause*

Anonymous asked: can i suggest mad scientist!carlos

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shayvaalski:

Carlos has learned that it pays to be plain spoken, with Cecil. Or things go rather oddly. He ends up explaining things that should be obvious, or he ends up with questionable gifts, or laughter where there shouldn’t be any.

So he says, quite calmly he thinks, “I am angry with you, Cecil.”

He can actually see the stages Cecil’s expression goes through, but he can’t react fast enough. First, a sort of mournfulness, then a thoughtful glaze, and then something Cecil probably thinks is innocence but is more like glee. Carlos sighs.

“Would that,” Cecil says, and it is clearly taking everything he has not to grin, “make you a mad scientist?”

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#Welcome to Night Vale #puns #(also you can reblog asks now) #(yay for added functionality!)