sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
Travel the world for some cheddar, please
every gouda’s looking for something
some of them want to a-bleus you
some edam want to get bruz from you
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#puns #I’ve clicked the most recent reblog a couple times now #and it’s a different version each time #but this is both the one I saw first and the longest one I’ve seen
god, EVERY YEAR one of the local churches puts up a big sign that says “HE IS RISEN”, and EVERY YEAR whenever I see it I just think “OH HE IS, IS HE??? WELL IF HE IS RISEN THEN HE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED AT MY SEDER, LEAVENED MESSIAHS ARE NOT KOSHER FOR PASSOVER!!!”
I also post about this on my blog every year but
that’s okay
because
IT’S OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS
EVERY
YEAR
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#Passover #I hadn’t thought of that #but now I probably will every time I pass one of those signs
It’s funny because Thor isn’t subtle, but what exactly would a god of subtlety be like?
Maybe we already have one and we just haven’t noticed.
The god of subtlely is low-key?
OH MY GOD
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#Avengers #joke
IM LAUGHING SO HARD HOLY FUCK
Huh?
*several hours later*
Oh!
(It was almost eleven hours between seeing the post for the first time and understanding it. Most of that time was admittedly spent sleeping.)
Tags:
#joke #of the mathematical variety
Baby, are you a Keter? Because your looks are killer.
SO THIS BLOG APPARENTLY EXISTS.
Why is this so hilarious?
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#I’m glad nobody else was around to hear me laughing #this would be awkward to explain #SCP #oh my god I looked at the SCP tag #and there’s an Ask 682 blog #seriously #keter-scp-682
{{OP by factsaboutqueers-blog}}
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#puns are the best okay?
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