“Well that really put the frosting on the drake.”
-said after the mage cast ray of frost on an assault drake
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#puns
puns
Player: “They don’t give a ship”
DM: “Okay, next player to make a pun gets minus 50 exp.”
Player: “I want to talk to the water nixies”
DM: “About what”
Player: “Current events”
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#puns
I want a scene in Hannibal where Hannibal is holding a baby and looking at it, and that’s it.
Really, that’s it?
That’s quite a modest proposal.
GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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#Hannibal #…oh my god #puns
“can men and women really be just friends??” straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
[[bi-lociraptor screech in the background, the hunt has begun]]
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#bisexuality #dinosaur #puns #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.
You know what that means?
You matter
this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen
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#puns
I am totally playing a half-man, half-horse cleric in my next D&D game, so I can tell people my title is the Centaur for Disease Control.
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#centaur #puns
Our class has the best Christmas tree.
oh my god it’s our chemistree
BLESS
But of the tree of the laboratory, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely have a really bad time
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#Christmas #chemistree #puns
Brinens and Things 