did you know that, besides the apple of knowledge and the pomegranate of life, there’s another mystic fruit, one that grants you a sense of purpose?
yeah, it’s the raisin d’être
This gives me champ-pain.
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#puns
puns
WHAT DO U CALL A DOG THATS A MAGICIAN
A LABRACADABRADOR…
un magichien
#France wins this round
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#puns
kingthorin-oakenshield asked: HOPEFULLY THIS PUN WILL CHEER YOU UP. What do we want?? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do it want it?? NYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
science side of tumblr, can you explain why there’s a void in my heart I can’t fill
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#periodic table #puns #sort of
liilyevanspotter:
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#puns #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
lmao
the funniest part of this is that it literally was molasses
Okay but you wanna know something even funnier
The newspapers fuckin called it the Boston Molassacre
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#never forget the Molasses Flood #was already a tag #I have never heard it called the Molassacre before #I thought you all deserved to hear it too #history
I’m playing Orion Trail and
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#puns #Oregon Trail #illness tw #(sort of) #the pun hit me about half a second after I scrolled away #so I had to scroll back to marvel at it
Brinens and Things 