robustcornhusk:

paradigm-adrift:

Turns out they sell special reusable earplugs for musicians that decrease volume without muffling sound as much as regular earplugs. They’re real handy to have as a purse item. Mine saved me from having a meltdown at a restaurant composed of 0% sound-absorbing materials like a month ago.

the off-the-shelf etymotic earplugs are good at evenly reducing sound, but in my experience & in some friend’s experience kinda uncomfortable for sustained use; i used to try to wear them for loud music events but would always take them out after a while.

loop earplugs look nice (!?) and also are comfortable! you have to rotate them until they’re comfortable, and then they’re pretty much unnoticeable. i wore them for 8 hours at a loud music event two weeks ago. my voice sounded a little weird in my head at normal volume, but i got used to it after a bit. i’ve also worn them while exercising, which wasn’t amazing but sucked less than disposable earplugs.

my partner has custom-molded earplugs, which they say are 1) very comfortable and 2) don’t make your voice sound as weird in your head as shittier earplugs. they also have replaceable filters, so you can swap them from “just a little quieter” to “someone is shouting directly in my ear from 3 inches away and I can’t hear it” (which are the filters they accidentally had in at the same loud music event… they had to use their backup earplugs, also loops).

for home use (blender, vacuum, fire alarm, etc), i have a couple of sets of children’s earmuffs


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#holy shit #portable? sound blocking?? that isn’t *itself* sensory hell??? #I need to look into this #(I wonder if I’d be able to sleep in them without having nightmares‚ or if that’s just inherent to the concept) #((they were false-awakening nightmares in which I took out the earplugs and found that my ears were still clogged)) #((I was prone to ear clogs as a child‚ and they *were* often triggered by sticking something else in my ear‚ and)) #((I was always worried that one day they would happen to occur in both ears at the same time and I’d end up nearly deaf for ~3 weeks)) #((this did not ever actually happen‚ but it very plausibly could have)) #((and my subconscious is–as of 2015‚ anyway–not over this)) #(((which is honestly valid of it))) #the more you know #recs #transhumanism #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

bogleech:

titleknown:

library-seraph:

tomatoluvr69:

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@titleknown POST THE VIDEO

There’s multiple of them actually!

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If you think you know what these videos will be like you’re wrong, they must have taken DAYS of careful editing


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#oh my god #music #Sesame Street #juxtaposition #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I think overall I like the juxtaposition of the first one better #(the second *song* is better‚ but Cookie Monster swearing just feels wrong) #but shoutout to ”left‚ right‚ left” and ”I was a chef” #also‚ what Benedict said #(”incredibly impressive lip syncing job here”) #(”how do you even have the kind of knowledge necessary to pick out scenes with the right timing”) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

screamydreamy:

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this is so funny

kesslersymbolic:

“He gave me my mail and said ‘Are you expecting anything from Germany?’ and I said ‘I might be – we’ve got friends over there’,” said Mr Biggs.

“He said ‘Have a look at this letter’ – so I had a look and turned it over and our friends’ address was on the back of it and on the front it just said England.”

Mr Biggs said the card had been sent from a sorting office in Germany close to Gloucester’s twin town of Trier and had not been opened.

“I said ‘How on earth did you know it was for me?’ and he said ‘I didn’t, I’ve been wandering around with this’, said Mr Biggs.

“My wife and I are absolutely shocked but this puts posties at five or six stars and top of the tree for me this Christmas.”

The card, it is believed, may have originally been addressed correctly and so was sent to the right area of England – but with an address label that fell off at some point.

A Royal Mail spokesman said: “Royal Mail’s team of ‘address detectives’ are renowned for their ability to ensure poorly addressed items of mail reach their intended recipients however, even by their standards, this is pretty impressive.”

the royal mail detectives are a weird bunch, and like if it was addressed right it would get right but i love the idea they went “well it’s from Trier so send it to the twinned town first”

futureevilscientist:

Terry Pratchett would have loved this

( https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-35174646 )


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#Christmas #oh my god #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

dancing-crow:

0ryza13:

debbipete:

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!???

I’m not sure what I expected, but seeing people with those toy horses that are just a horse head on a stick so you can “ride” it doing actual horse show routines, including jumps of a height that actual horses would probably think twice about, was NOT it.

and dressage too! That canter pirouette was *chefs kiss*


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#oh my god #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

Anonymous asked:

thoughts on this kind of sunglasses (the link is a popular tumblr post)

caspercryptid:

arsnof:

lmaonade:

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i’m not kidding this is cool as fuck

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oh I wore these to school for an entire year!! I had really bad migraines and the lights were a fucking nightmare so I just

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The Orb


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#oh my god #clothing #the more you know #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

ampervadasz:

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exlibrisfangirl:

carebewear:

wheeloffortune-design:

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

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Tags:

#oh my god #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

ericvilas:

ericvilas:

pococurantina:

whentvsfly:

whentvsfly:

Let’s make a color together!

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Once the results are done, I’ll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

Here’s the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!

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i believe we’ve reached a consensus

HOLY FUCK.

I checked. I did the math. I converted it into hexadecimal.

The color hex code is #3b5273.

It’s literally Tumblr Blue.

Wait. I just looked at what Xkit calls “old blue”.

The hex for that is #36465d. It’s darker, but that is to be expected because the poll restricted the possible values to only the color space where the sum of all 3 colors adds up to 255, so that removes a variable. You expect the saturation and value to be different just because of that – the saturation and value are 42% and 36% respectively for Tumblr Blue, while for this color they’re 49% and 45%. It’s a bit lighter blue, with a tiiiiny bit more saturation.

If you just look at the hue angle, however, that’s completely unconstrained.

The hue angle for Tumblr Blue is 215°.

The hue angle for this color is…

215°.

You didn’t just make “Tumblr Blue”

You made pretty much as close as this poll could’ve POSSIBLY GOTTEN to the actual fucking Xkit-defined “Tumblr Blue”.

(for the record, if you wanted to truly get Tumblr Blue with this poll, the actual closest you could’ve gotten would’ve been 25% red, 32% green, 43% blue)


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#oh my god

homeofhousechickens:

Beautiful red hen made out of chicken wire by Helen Godfrey Wire Sculpture i have seen this shared around chicken pages on facebook.

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I really liked this hen so i went to the artists page and I am floored at the skill and beauty of these sculptures. Anyone who has built anything with the help of chicken wire knows that it is not an easy material to work with but this artist is able to make very realistic organic shapes with it. I love the softness, i love the wire people and how the wild birds use them as perches.

Mother duck with duckling

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Runner beans, they are so funny and whimsical

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Sculptures about to go to their new home, the hare and owl are amazing and the guineas look just like the real thing lol

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A beautiful barn owl

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A cute little wren

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The wire women. I love how soft their curves are

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Im so thankful that i got to see this artists work its so sweet.

Here is her store page but i dont think she has any new sculptures up yet.

HelenGodfreyWire


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#art #sculptures #birds #oh my god #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

demonboyhalo:

bundibird:

bundibird:

APPARENTLY TUMBLR HAS ADDED A COLOUR OF THE SKY THEMED TRAVEL CUP TO THEIR MERCH STORE!?

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okay but this actually kinda fucks. like the design is so covert and well done. no one who isn’t on here would think it’s anything but some meaningless artsy aesthetic quote


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#oh my god #The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #”Due to overwhelming demand this product will take 3 – 5 days to ship”