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wolffyluna:

capricorn-0mnikorn:

magicalandsomeweirdhometours:

“Converted” Dr.’s office for sale in Berlin Heights, Ohio for $315K. You get ample parking, plus a handicap space. I don’t know if someone did a bad conversion, or if they tried to stage it to look like a home, but it’s listed as a single family residence, not an office. Look at this:

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The first thing we see is a glass foyer, hydraulic self-closing doors, lighted exit sign, drop ceiling w/neon lights throughout and an indoor/outdoor carpet.

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The waiting room, complete w/a large reception window, is staged as a combination living/dining room. Notice the brochures fanned out on the coffee table, Dr.’s office style.

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The property lists 5 bds. This is the main bd., looking completely idiotic.

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Each bd. is equipped with cabinets, a sink, subtly checkered linoleum and a writing table.

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The office, of course, would make a roomy home office or home schooling space.

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Next to the office is a workroom/lab with 2 sinks. Maybe this could be a craft space.

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This is staged as the kitchen, but there is no damned kitchen. It was the staff break room. All you have in here is a sink.

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It lists 2 baths, but there are no bathing facilities, just 2 restrooms. Ooh, look- a folding diaper changing table.

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The realty has included one of these handy confusing 3D layouts of the “home.”

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This one’s a little clearer- you can see the bds. 2 bathrooms, etc. It would take a lot of reno to turn this into a house.

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The only redeeming quality is that it has a geo-thermal heating system- these are great and cost between $18,000 – $30,000 to install in a single family home. (Is that a weather balloon floating above?)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7000-State-Route-113-E-Berlin-Heights-OH-44814/2070315560_zpid/

Tags from @clatterbane:

it could be doable #but i would have so many anxiety attacks #if i tried to even visit somebody living in there

Change the paint on the walls, and the flooring? Oh, and the lighting of course. Also, if any of those walls are only there for privacy, and not load-bearing, take them out, or open them up with a wide archway door, so getting from room to room is less of a maze run through narrow corridors.

All (but one?) of those individual room have plumbing, including the “Master bedroom” – wonder if any could be converted into a wheelchair accessible roll-in shower.

Mostly, I’m wondering why someone was in a rush to convert a doctor’s office into a home. Did the town zoning change, and they couldn’t resell it as an office?

(I think I spy a microwave in the break room)

I’m kind of torn, because yeah, this is so Very A Doctor’s Office, and not a A House–

–but sinks in every bedroom is very much “I never realised I wanted this, but I want it. ”

If you turned the staff kitchen into an actual kitchen and added some showers, this seems like it could become a nice little “deliberately a group house” house?


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#I don’t think I’d want to live here but it’s interestingly disorienting to look at #love the decor fandom #medical cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what

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memewhore:

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gildatheplant:

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

mintymaiden:

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I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

ichigo-hiyoko:

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

youthful-pills:

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

diasporanpapi:

I think y’all are missing the point here.

forlovefromfear:

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

jhenne-bean:

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

eternal-dannation:

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

musicalhell:

Reblogging because there’s a lot of new people on here and you need some context for the jokes.

trickster-archangel:

Help a newcomer, reblog Children’s Hospital Colour Theory


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#I am etching this onto my monolith as a Rosetta Stone for the benefit of future historians #discourse cw #love the decor fandom #sort of #that one post with the thing #blood #medical cw?

quiet-doll:

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours


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#stuff I take routinely is on the lower shelf of my coffee table for easy access from my laptop area #stuff I take occasionally-as-needed is in the cupboard in the hallway outside of the bathroom #the cabinet above the bathroom sink is for grooming supplies‚ not medicine #surveys #domesticity #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see #medical cw?

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moyaofthemist:

HEY Y’ALL IT’S HEALTH CARE TIME

GO SIGN UP

HEALTHCARE.GOV

GO. YOU HAVE 45 DAYS. GO NOOOOOW.

(sorry for shouting, but open enrollment is only nov 1 – dec 15 this year with minimal advertising to tell folks it’s open. go. please. get yourself covered.)

Update: because of this post, I successfully remembered to renew my Ontario health card.

This was…not its intended purpose, but also not *not* its intended purpose.


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#oh look an update #our home and cherished land #(now I just need to replace my 3.5-month-expired driver’s license) #((don’t worry I haven’t driven since then)) #(I’ve been using my Canadian passport when I need a government ID but a card would make things a bit easier) #((for some reason health cards generally don’t count))

tinyadventureclub:

Hey you, did you remember to take your medication? 

Did you remember just now because of this post? Go do that now and earn this badge!


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#I…remembered one of them and not the other #I should have just enough time left before bed that I can safely take the second one #I’ll go do that #(I don’t try *super* hard to remember to do them) #(because both iron supplements and prune juice are kinds of drugs where skipping a day isn’t a big deal) #(mind you I’ve forgotten the prune juice for several days in a row now) #(I’ll try to be a *little* more careful) #anyway since this post helped me I’ll pay it forward #PSA #medicine #tinyadventureclub

slatestarscratchpad:

POINT: Medical dictation is the worst idea. It’s like somebody said “You know this thing that needs to be written down? How about we make it literally impossible to get it into the records by writing it down directly, and force you to do it in the form of a phone call to another person, who then writes it down for you? Why? Because f@#k people who don’t like phones, that’s why. Also, we’ll spend the next few decades telling you that you’re doing your phone calls wrong and you need to speak more clearly.”

COUNTER-POINT: In order to encourage clear and effective dictations, and apparently without any irony or self-awareness, my hospital has something called the Best Dictator Award. The doctor who does the best dictations each month gets a little plaque that says “BEST DICTATOR”. I have never in my life wanted anything as much as I want a “BEST DICTATOR” plaque for my office, and I will keep doing dictations with a smile on my face until I get one.

Photographic proof:

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog