#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #writing #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Little Caesar’s has posted nothing about the ides of March leading me to believe they are a joke of a company
I’m actually legitimately pissed about this. This day has been handed to them on a silver platter and they haven’t even acknowledged it.
You’ve centered your entire brand around a cartoonified Caesar and you can’t even be bothered to make a themed daily deal or something. It’s even Friday. It’s spring break for some people. Prime pizza opportunity. No effort. Not even a vague tweet.
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#advertising #Ides of March #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Everyone says that reading fanfiction is a useless pastime, but let’s not forget that I learned how to cook grilled cheese from a kiribaku fic
OH MY GOD YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE
A touching reunion
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #fandom #food #adorable #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #flashing gif? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.”
Mary Shelley said, “I can make him
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #Frankenstein #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off
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#got a point there #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #fun with loopholes #overly literal interpretations #medical cw #blood #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
I have opened a second live web cam window and taken matters into my own hands.
This is praxis
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#Gävlebocken #juxtaposition #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Tag the OC that’s from a different dimension than the one they’re currently in
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#look #in this life‚ two things are certain #and those are taxes and isekais #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #writing #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.
The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.
Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I’m not all “where did all this blood come from” that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they’re probably mostly fine hopefully.
In fact “Inside the patient” is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That’s from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.
But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand… Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?
I have many questions and I’m scared of the answers.
this is such a delightful pair of tags
Patient happened to be under the effect of the pharaohs curse at the time
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#medical cw #unsanitary cw #(it *is* a delightful pair of tags) #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #Red Dwarf #text quote posts #uh #illness tw? #but like in a very high-context way #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
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