Be careful of Asexuals y’all, I heard they aren’t fucking around
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#asexuality #puns #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #games #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten
read the first sentence and was like what did i even do and then i read the rest and im like yea you know what i WOULD BENEFIFT from being exploded a little bit. you’re so right
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.
This kind of behaviour can cause extreme psychological distress, as the natural environment of the dashboard been disturbed. Understandably, it does not make for a suitable form of enrichment and negatively affects the tumblr user’s emotional wellbeing. This is extremely harmful and should be discouraged whenever possible.
#it got better before leaving my queue so here’s the improved version instead #juxtaposition #high context jokes #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
“Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?” by Fall Out Boy
he fell victim to the fuckor
A Wave of Fuckor Wracked My Feeble Body by Fall Out Boy
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The biggest reason I KNOW we haven’t captured an alien spacecraft is that its specs haven’t been leaked on War Thunder forums
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you know what. I think crpg npcs are onto something. next time a random stranger gives me some mid advice I’m going to thank them enthusiastically and give them an axe I found in the garbage
maybe a bag of unshelled walnuts would be more practical. I am soliciting random junk recs
“you know, that makes a lot of sense! thank you kindly stranger, you like you would be able to put these to good use!”
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #(andmaybegayer’s reply is also great:) #(”I need to follow through on my plan to buy a bunch of lab gemstones I can carry around as rewards for strangers.”) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
suing tumblr for excluding common crawl from their robots.txt because my best chance at immortality is being digitally reconstructed based on this blog
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #(fortunately it remains possible to host copies of one’s blog somewhere crawlable) #(if you want digital immortality you gotta do it yourself) #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #death tw? #amnesia cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
“I can fix him” well I can force him to pick up my insufferable speech patterns
this as I understand it is the plot of almost nowhere
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#… #got a point there #Almost Nowhere #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
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