mudfleas:
Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”
is sulu texting
he’s livetweeting chekov’s problems
“You are so Russian.”
The idea of Sulu having a proportionally huge Future!Internet following to what Takei has now is making my day. I’ve been rewatching TOS; now I’m going to interpret every once of Sulu’s little smiles as “I’m gonna blog this.”
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#Star Trek #TOS
His name is KOGA and he is an HONORABLE WARRIOR of the kitchen. He started his business as a competitive chef, and his family has long since worked in food procurement/services. He’s from a long and noble line of chefs and hunters, they have served emperors and traveled along war-ridden lines to deliver much-needed food!
He has five children, who live on Quo’nos and four of them are also chefs (his youngest daughter is a true warrior) and his operates his restaurant with his wife and some cousins, as well as young klingons training to be NOBLE CHEFS.
He likes getting competitive with other restaurants, and he has a fierce aggression towards a vulcan restaurant nearby. They go back and forth, but secretly will totally get take-out so that they can enjoy Klingon/Vulcan food.
“Why do you express surprise that a Klingon has chosen the path of fine cuisine? Why are you so shocked at my cultured palate?
“Warriors must eat, and a warrior who has eaten well will fight all the better for it. A true Klingon chef knows that any meal he prepares may be the last meal that a warrior may ever eat. Does not every fine warrior deserve to go into battle with a good meal in his belly? Should not a chef do his utmost to ensure that every nuance of that meal is prepared to perfection?
“My grandfather was chef to Admiral Koros. A fine warrior, the Admiral, a man who loved fine food. My grandfather was there when the Admiral died. He was there for the songs sung in the mess hall on the eve of battle against the Romulans. When the battle began, my grandfather put down apron and knife and took up his duty as damage control officer.
“Long did the battle rage. Many Klingon and Romulan ships burned in the void of space. In the end, the sons of Kahless were victorious, but at great cost to ships and men.
“My grandfather was one of the men who found the Admiral on the bridge of his ship, surrounded by his dead and dying men, half of his body burned in disruptor fire. The Admiral spoke of glory, and honor, and expressed no regret for his own death. And yet, the Admiral said, he would have liked one more taste of my grandfather’s Rokheg Blood Pie.
“My grandfather returned to his kitchen. Among the wreckage of his burned ingredients and damaged stoves, he gathered together what few supplies remained unspoiled. Using all of his skill and strength, he prepared, with his hands, one last small Rokheg Blood Pie, as the Admiral lay dying
“The men served their admiral one last meal. They put the fork to his mouth. The Admiral tasted my grandfather’s Rokheg Blood Pie and smiled. And, without another word, the Admiral went to Sto’Vo’Kor.
“This story is memorable, not not unusual. Countless such stories have been written down in my family history. I come from over two dozen generations of chefs who have served great warriors, and all of us have given their all to provide the best meals possible to these men, always knowing it may be their last.
“SO I WILL KNOW IF YOU EVER ATTEMPT TO PASS OFF CARDASSIAN LILY STAMENS AS GENUINE Q’ONOS SAFFRON AGAIN, AND IF YOU EVER ATTEMPT SUCH TREACHERY, I SHALL GUT YOU WITH MY CHEF’S KNIFE AND USE YOUR INTESTINES AS SAUSAGE CASINGS!”
i like you
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#Star Trek #DS9 #death tw #headcanon accepted
Headcanon: the ‘popcorn’ button on the tardis microwave causes all corn within a two mile radius to violently explode
why am i laughing so hard?
just imagine they land in like Iowa and decide they want to watch a movie
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#Doctor Who #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER.
So there. Now I have figured it out.
People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:
- Tolkien
- Peter Jackson
- real geneticists
- God
- anyone
Good lord.
And this is how a fanfic writer works.
See this kind of shit is a lot of fun to do but most people look at it and go “wow you have thought about this way too much”
Like dude, screw you. I’m not even in this fandom and I think this is awesome.
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#Lord of the Rings #genetics #awesome #I agree with fencer-x
bajor petitioning starfleet for copies of sisko’s personal logs bc he’s their emissary and since hq’s always been really nervous about that they just say that since he’s only been gone a week a lot of the information in there is still sensitive, so no.
fast forward like a century and someone finds this old file full of requests from bajor for some officer’s personal logs, so whatever, they send it over. cut to bajor basically flipping their shit bc while they’ve had tons of primary sources from everyone who met the emissary, talked to him, was friends with him, they didn’t have much in his own voice bc most everything he had to say went in his starfleet logs.it’s all anyone can talk about for months, some people don’t even go to work on the day it comes out bc they’re marathoning through, temples have an unexpected off day.
meanwhile the clerk who sent it out has their superior officer standing over them glaring intently. ‘how was i supposed to know it was That sisko? everyone just says the emissary!’
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#Star Trek #DS9
Cardassian’s with a sweet tooth is just wonderful Garak loves chocolate and I like to think Dukat enjoys pastries and Damar eats taffy and Macet has a thing for caramels and just Cardassian’s eating baked goods and candies but in a sophisticated very prim and proper way
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#Star Trek #DS9
unicornmagic:
midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.
naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door
It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf.
what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.
the hook is worthy
the hook is worthy
Peter Pan would disagree.
I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.
so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head
instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it.
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIRTHIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME
i just… can’t have this not on my blog.
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#Avengers #copying some of JT’s tags because they apply just as well to me: #IT GOT BETTER #the last time i saw it we were only up to #the hook is worthy
- bruce dressing as bones and tony being appalled they didn’t coordinate so he could make pepper spock and himself kirk
- tony being further appalled when pepper comes as spock
- sam going as aang which was just an excuse to keep his wings and fly around half-shirtless which wasn’t part of the original character design sam
- tony just wearing his suit but everybody stops asking him about it after the second time he blasts marvin gaye and says that he is ‘sexy iron man’
- rhodey not agreeing to go as sexy war machine for that exact reason
- he goes as sexy nick fury and that’s all fine and well until there’s a deep voice behind him asking what improvements he thinks he’s made
- natasha pulling clint into doing elaborate couples’ costumes with her
- natasha going as a dragon and clint as daenerys
- if he isn’t addressed as khaleesi nat hissing and flapping her arms around while he shouts i am the mother of dragons
- darcy going as mr. darcy just to fuck with people who ask her who she’s dressed as and then her name
- t’challa dressing as robin hood and getting immediately challenged by a very tall and tipsy daenerys to an archery competition
- steve and thor deciding to switch costumes for the night but mjolnir gets mixed up with prop!mjolnir and nobody realizes until steve is bored and whirls the hammer around propelling himself through a wall
- jane going as a jedi because she had a light-saber already and bathrobes make perfectly good last minute costumes
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#MCU #Avengers
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:
Here’s link to the fanfic where Carlos has face blindness: http://archiveofourown.org/works/940351
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#Welcome to Night Vale #Cecil/Carlos #prosopagnosia #tales from the prosopagnosia tag #he wore the furry pants so that Carlos could know it was him #oh my god that’s so sweet #headcanon accepted
Oh man so much Gul Dukat in this episode
I wonder how many different videos he had to film depending on all the possible scenarios
Like a choose your own adventure book
‘Okay, now we’re going to film your reaction to if the Bajorans take over ops’
‘And now, if the Bajorans take over Garak’s shop and set up a small clothing franchise’
‘Alright for our last take how would you react to a hypothetical in which the Bajorans have knitted a giant hat that they are trying to place over ds9’
#DUDE MUST HAVE BEEN IN THE FILMING STUDIO ALL DAY #WORKING THROUGH LUNCH #IT’S HARD OUT THERE FOR A CARDIE #hannah watches ds9
Bajoran Workers – please form an orderly line and I will service those of you I deem acceptable in due course.
Shit man Dukat’s time in the film studio is like his favorite part of his day (except maybe the part where he saves innocent Bajoran ladies from a life of ignorance and ok I grossed myself out). He watches every take himself and selects the best parts (and he knows what the best parts are because he pays a lot of attention) and re-records them when they don’t show his neck ridges to best advantage. And he redoes the whole thing every once in a while because he has added an air of dignified Gul-hood since it was last filmed and his public appearance should reflect that.
It’s a pity he didn’t find his calling directing and starring in state propaganda films. I hope, of the many alternate universes, there’s one where that’s exactly what he’s doing and he’s very happy.
S. G. Dukat, Star Of Stage And Screen?
Bajoran workers, surrender to your supervisors and minimize the confiscation of knitwear. I repeat, surrender and the re-acquisition of your knitted vests will be kept to a minimum.
Bajoran workers. Look at your Gul. Now back to me. Now back at your Gul. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using Flaxian body wash and switched to Risian Breeze, he could smell like he’s me. Look down. Look back up. Where are you? You’re in a holosuite, with the Gul your Gul could smell like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it’s a taspar egg with two tickets to a candle-lit dinner in my quarters. Look again – the tickets are now jevonite. Anything is possible when your Gul smells like Risian Breeze, and not a Flaxian itinerant. I’m on a space station.
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#Star Trek #DS9 #Old Spice Guy #yessss #all of thissss
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