i-sauntered-vaguely-downwards:

 

Ah well. Maybe a cross-country road trip someday? I’ll tell you about my immigration experience if you want, though I was 8-13 yrs (took ages for the US to let us out). 5 years this month and I still prah-cess my proh-duce, not the other way around.

For sure! I will collect all the tumblr people. I’m sure someone will know how to drive. Ahahaha. I always wanted to do a proper road trip anyway.

I would love to hear about your experience, if you’re willing, for real. That’d be freaking awesome info. But aww the US didn’t want to let you out? Ass holes.

ahahaha

I dunno I’m being silly now. Here have a smily face. :)

– Leon

Some tips, tricks, and observations, in roughly chronological order:

Why do fingerprint records expire if you still have the same fingers?

Relatedly, why do they even have time to expire? Is it really that hard for whatever Americans are in charge of these things to tell whatever Canadians are in charge of these things that as far as they know we’re not criminals?

If you must be diagnosed with breast cancer (or any other cancer), be sure it doesn’t happen until the day after your official health exam to check if you’re too much of a burden or something. If it wasn’t known* at the time of the exam, they are not allowed to take it into account. (Yeah, we got in on a technicality. Well, Mom got in on a technicality, but we wouldn’t have gone without her. (Don’t worry, she’s been fine for six years, and they declare you Officially Cured after five.) Besides, by the time we got here her treatment was mostly over, so it wasn’t even particularly burdensome.)

*But it was strongly suspected.

You’re supposed to show up at ServiceOntario (or local equivalent) to get your health card within three months of moving, not after. If you show up after 92 days thinking it’s about as early as possible, they will give you a health card, but it will require significantly more awkwardness and line-waiting while they figure out what to do with you.

Cheez-Its in Canada are rarely stumbled across, and when they say “Limited Time Only” on the box they mean it. Live near enough to the border for occasional shopping trips (we go roughly four times a year, 2.5 hours to Buffalo each way) or prepare to go without.

This is probably not at all relevant to you, but if you’re a minor when you apply for citizenship (even if you’re, oh, 17 years and 10 months *whistles innocently*) you don’t take the knowledge test. (Which means I don’t really know much about it, as it’s Not My Problem.)

Our permanent resident cards expire next month, and we haven’t finished the citizenship process (or prah-cess) yet. I’m not sure how we fix that. Should probably ask.

You’d better hope there are ways of renewing your American passport that involve closer places to Manitoba than Toronto, or you’ve got a hell of a ways to go. (On the other hand, once you’ve gone that far Waterloo Region isn’t that much further. We have apple fritters! (Well, I actually like the Kitchener Market’s apple fritter shop better. The fritters taste about the same, but they also sell lángos, which is even more delicious.)) In Toronto at least, you can only start the renewing-your-passport between the hours of…I think it was 8 AM and 10:30 AM (I know 10:30 was the latest), which sucks for our schedule and probably yours as well. (We’ve made the appointment, but it hasn’t happened yet.)


Tags:

#our home and cherished land #reply via reblog

 

anshinwrites:

swanblood:

southkoreanfood:

CORN ICE CREAM: South Korean ice cream, sweet corn ice cream with sweet corn nibblets mixed within the ice cream. Surrounded by a layer of chocolate and rice wafers in the shape of corn. May seem weird (even to some Koreans), but its actually pretty good! *remember, you can’t judge until you’ve actually tried it!*

SouthKoreanFood

who are you kidding, if you’re East Asian you know that all the most really mixed up food ideas that we create are actually AMAZING

like curry donuts

and citrus hot sauce

i would eat this in a heartbeat, i bet it’s wonderful

Holy damn, that looks delicious. I was just craving sweet corn gelato the other day, at that, and I don’t know where to find any. I might have to make my own, since corn is in season and delicious.


Tags:

#food #corn #ice cream #awesome

ocd-reality:

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

iknewiwasagoner:

i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?

do you?

Everything is available in my country. 

sorry you were saying

CLEARLY THAT EGG WAS MADE BY COMMUNISTS

ARE YOU TRYING TO TURN US INTO COMMIES

#I had a kinder egg once it wasn’t bad

I’ve lived in Canada for nearly five years and never had a Kinder egg. I probably should just so I can say I’ve had one. However, I really doubt they’re awesome enough to make up for all the US-only stuff *cough*fuckyoupandoraradio*cough*.


Tags:

#our home and cherished land #Kinder eggs #reply via reblog

You’ve been eating cupcakes wrong your whole life

iheartchaos:

Keep scrolling. Your world will be changed forever, I promise. Teach it to your children and they’ll teach it to their children and in a few generations, we’ll have a worldwide Utopia. You’re welcome.

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whydidyouclickthis:

My life is a lie.

 

omgleagueoflegends:

Yeah I’m reblogging this here too.

 

ikawaiiaishiteru:

/cries.

 

this-is-amnesia:

wat

 

weeaboo-chan:

oh

 

i-just-sighed:

Right..okay.

 

runicbasso:

MY WHOLE LIFE.

MY ENTIRE CAREER.

BOTH WERE LIIIIIEEEESSSS?! D:

 

anshinwrites:

Except.

That’s totally how I eat cupcakes.

8D

No, no, no.

See, what you do is you remove the frosting, find somebody who will agree to get rid of it for you (usually they eat it; don’t know why) or in a pinch throw it away, then eat the good part (i.e. the cake).


Tags:

#cake #reply via reblog

basiasexual:

So I decided not even a minute ago that for the holidays I wanted to make a gingerbread TARDIS and I searched the internet and found the exact how to on making a gingerbread TARDIS. At least the Doctor can finally say something of his is ginger (✿◠‿◠)

(This is not my pumpkin, but it is also edibly awesome.)


Tags:

#gingerbread   #TARDIS   #doctor who   #yummies