When I find myself in times of trouble
Captain Sisko comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom,
Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable
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#Star Trek #DS9 #joke #I don’t think I’ve ever actually had beets #I can’t misunderstand something if I don’t believe I understand it
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
Travel the world for some cheddar, please
every gouda’s looking for something
some of them want to a-bleus you
some edam want to get bruz from you
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#puns #I’ve clicked the most recent reblog a couple times now #and it’s a different version each time #but this is both the one I saw first and the longest one I’ve seen
It’s time to walk around in circles and eat
Pipie, kids. Hop to it.Happy Pi Day!!
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#Pi Day #to celebrate I will go integrate sinusoid functions
BISCUIT CANS ARE TERRIFYING
just laughed for a solid five minutes
True Fucking Story
I jump EVERY time I open one of these. Scary shit.
legit shrieked IRL last time I used one
what’s a biscuit can
This is why I hate when Mom insists on stocking up on Pillsbury croissants in America just because they’re a little cheaper. It’s not worth it.
(In Canada, croissant cans look identical (except for the whole bilingual thing), but they don’t open the moment you pull back the paper enough. You have to whack the crap out of them to get them to open, which means you know exactly which points in time it might happen and can mentally prepare yourself.)
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#the more you know #(the following category tags were added retroactively:) #our home and cherished land #home of the brave
Poster by Klaas Wynne.
aah oh wow this is great
my best friend in middle school wasn’t allowed to wash her hair with anything other than this weird lemon juice concoction because her terrifying mother objected to “chemicals”, I spent a lot of time being like BUT WE’RE MADE OF CHEMICALS at her, to no avail
This is so great. Chemicals are not inherently bad, people.
basically obligated to reblog this
I bought dish detergent once that advertised itself as containing “no chemicals!” I couldn’t not buy dish detergent made of ~*MAGIC*~.
There’s a brand of detergents that promises ‘no nasty chemicals’. AUGH.
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#the power of science
AFTER YOU BECOME A LEVEL EIGHT RAW VEGAN YOU CAN ASK THE ELDERS FOR ACCESS TO THE ORIGINAL WHOLE FOODS. ONCE INSIDE YOU CAN ALIGN THE RUNESTONES AND SCALLIONS TO SUMMON THE TRANSFORMING SPIRITS OF ANCIENT LOCAVORES.
IT’S ALL PRETTY ADVANCED STUFF. YOU ARE QUITE NEW TO OUR WAYS. FOR NOW YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST CONCENTRATE ON BUYING FAIR-TRADE AND REDUCING YOUR GLUTEN INTAKE.
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#the first thing I saw was the face and thought #Ooh barn owl! #then I saw the rest and just #OMG #OMG OMG WTF #fruit #art #impressive as fuck
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I’M MAKING A BAGGED MILK TUTORIAL BECAUSE IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS ASKS ME ONE MORE TIME HOW BAGGED MILK WORKS I’M BAGGING YOUR HEAD
HERE GOES
THIS SHIT IS MILK IN A BAG
“OMG HOLY SHIT BUT HOW DO YOU POUR IT WHERE GOES MILK HOW MILK IN MOUTH” SAYS THE AMERICAN
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN
THIS IS WHAT IS INSIDE THAT BIG BAG
THREE LITTLE BAGS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS
WOW HOLY SHIT RIGHT
THE EXTRA BAGS GO IN THIS IF YOU WANT:
AND THEN ONE OF THOSE BAGS GOES IN SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS:
OH MAN OH MAN IS THIS FREAKING YOU OUT YET WHAT ARE YOU EVEN GONNA DO
WELL I’LL FUCKING TELL YOU
YOU’RE GONNA CUT THE TIP OFF THE BAG LIKE YOU SEE UP THERE
WITH SCISSORS OR A KNIFE IF YOU’RE IMPATIENT (BUT THAT SHIT DOESN’T WORK WELL AND IT TEARS FUNNY) OR, IF YA REAL FANCY, ONE OF THESE:
ANYWAYS NOW YOUR MILK IS READY TO POUR
READY
WAIT FOR IT
OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
HOW IS THAT MILK GETTING INTO THAT GLASS????
SHIT IS THAT MAGIC?!?!?!
NO THAT’S CANADA
YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME
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#our home and cherished land #milk #SHIT IS THAT MAGIC?! #NO THAT’S CANADA
It’s Who Week! We start off with an order I got this week from Baby Mason and his Whovian parents who wanted to celebrate his 3rd birthday is true who style.
With a Winnie the Pooh/Doctor Who crossover cake! I just love crossover cakes.
The quality parent’s wanted the cake based on this T-shirt (Which I had trouble tracking down, but eventually found the true artist. Thanks, Google Images!)
They also thought Tigger needed a companion- So in steps Piglet the crafty Dalek, made from things he found around his house.
Tigger and Piglet are free standing fondant/chocolate figures and the POLISE BOCS is made from chocolate-hazelnut cake with tri-chocolate buttercream.
More photos in the Facebook album!
Oh. My. GOD.
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#Winnie the Pooh #Doctor Who #cake #awesome
there is no way I wasn’t gonna reblog this
Careful, those lower chocolates may make your stomach
Unstable
I’M
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#chocolate #Periodic Table #awesome
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