So for the past two years or so I’ve been slowly working my way through the Red Panda Adventures. Recently I reached episode 100. Towards the end, our heroes are surrounded by a group of hostile sapient zombies (long story). There are too many to take them all out in combat, so the Red Panda uses his mind-control powers to put them to sleep. This being a Christmas special, he begins this process by calming them through evoking the joy and contentment of Christmas.

“You idiot!” I yelled. “You’re begging for an abreaction!”

(I managed not to actually yell this out loud. I was out for a walk, as is my custom when listening to the Red Panda Adventures, and I didn’t want the neighbours to get weirded out.)

For those of you who don’t speak hypnosis jargon, basically an “abreaction” is when a hypnotised person responds to a suggestion in an unexpected manner, generally because they interpreted it in a way the hypnotist didn’t intend, or something about the phrasing reminded them of something and sent their mind off on a different track, stuff like that. It doesn’t necessarily go badly 100% of the time, but–like all forms of miscommunication–it’s usually best avoided when possible, and this one definitely would go badly if it happened.

The trouble is, not everyone associates Christmas with joy and contentment. All it takes is one bitter Jewish kid (*ahem*) or something, one person whose associations with Christmas are negative, and the thing’s going to blow up in his face.

Now, hypnosis as practised in the Red-Panda-verse is very different from the real thing, so in the abstract it’s not inherently a bad thing to have this in-universe expert hypnotist doing things that even I, a person with no training who simply travels in the right circles to overhear hypnotists talking shop with each other, recognise as mistakes. But in this case, the differences between our universe and his make this worse. In the real world, if your induction backfires because it turns out your subject hates Christmas, you just feel kind of awkward and embarrassed and have hopefully learned a valuable lesson about not assuming everyone likes Christmas. But because he’s weaponising his psychic powers, his suggestions have to work, first try, without a hitch, without discussing it with the subject in advance, or he might die. It is, literally, vitally important for him to keep his inductions as generic and universal as possible, and not pull risky, your-mileage-may-vary shit like the spirit of fucking Christmas.

(For the record, he got lucky and it didn’t backfire on anyone. Still a stupid risk.)

To be fair, it’s easier for me to spot this because, as a bitter Jewish kid myself, I didn’t have to put myself in anyone else’s place to see why this was risky. I can tell you right now, anyone tries an induction on me based on the feeling of Christmas (foreignness and resentment and the particular type of loneliness one feels when surrounded by a crowd of happy people whose joy one will never share*), it ain’t gonna go well.

*You know what, Christmas could actually make a decent metaphor for being undead, or vice versa.


Tags:

#oh look an original post #Red Panda Adventures #(I have no idea if that tag is in general use or what) #(I’ve been avoiding looking into the fandom until I’ve caught up with the canon) #(so I don’t know how large or active it is) #rants #sexuality and lack thereof #(sort of) #(I mean I overthink fictional mind control kind of a lot and that’s clearly why) #(and it’s certainly why I was able to yell at him *in hypnotist jargon*) #I stuck the first paragraph in after the fact in order to adapt this post into not needing a jumping-off point #but at some point when somebody’s doing a generalised ask meme #I should totally ask them ”last time you yelled at a fictional character what were you yelling?” #Christmas #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #reactionblogging


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(somewhat related to this thread:)

I think I may have just figured out why I hate “The Little Drummer Boy”. (I mean, more than most Christmas songs.)

My mom’s been rewatching The West Wing lately. I was mostly drowning it out on my headphones, as there’s rather a lot of awkwardness in The West Wing for my liking, but when they started playing “The Little Drummer Boy” I didn’t think I could safely drown it out. So, I ended up watching the final bit, and I was like ‘…hang on, wait a minute’.

I asked Mom when she first started watching The West Wing.

“I think I saw this episode when it originally aired.”

The episode was set in the then-present day of Christmas 1999. I was six years old the first time I saw this episode, with several re-runs over the next few years. Tiny Brin at her most relevantly psychologically vulnerable, hearing “The Little Drummer Boy” played over a funeral. Hello, Pavlov, my old friend.


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#oh look an original post #West Wing #death tw #(the following category tags were added retroactively:) #Christmas #music

cosmictuesdays:

Once I found a stowaway
Upon my ship on Christmas Day
I was fair so I gave him a chance
“You shouldn’t be here,
What’s your tale?
I ought to throw you to the whale.”
He just smiled and said,
“Come here, let’s dance.”

He said, “Borrow or steal,
I’ll find a way
To be with my lover upon Christmas Day
And I’ll run and I’ll roam
I’ll cover the ground
This Christmas I’ll see you
I’ll be around.”

He told me ‘bout his girl back home
Waiting patient, all alone
While we danced I shed a little tear
He closed his eyes, all out at sea,
I think he danced with her not me
I’ll just have to wait another year.

He said, “Borrow or steal,
I’ll find a way
To be with my lover upon Christmas Day
And I’ll run and I’ll roam
I’ll cover the ground
This Christmas I’ll see you
I’ll be around.”

I think of him now and again
I wonder how his journey ends
As I sail by on my lonesome sea
That stranger with the haunting face
Here then gone without a trace
Lying with his love, that’s where he’ll be.

“Beg, borrow or steal
I’ll find a way
To be with my lover next Christmas Day
And I’ll run and I’ll roam
I’ll cover the ground
Next Christmas I’ll see you
I’ll be around.”

“Beg, borrow or steal
I’ll find a way
To be with my lover next Christmas Day
And I’ll run and I’ll roam
I’ll cover the ground
Next Christmas I’ll see you
I’ll be around.”


Tags:

#Christmas #music #Doctor Who #hey they actually did the whole song #neat #never actually *heard* the whole song before

vaiyamagic:

The picture just before Garak murders everyone on the station.

So, since I sort of started a thing, I thought I should contribute. Here we have the DS9 crew (or as many of them as I could get in a decent pic) in their holiday gear.

Jewish Siskos are jakeziyal’s idea, I think? (correct me if I’m wrong)

(Make sure to read the “murders everyone on the station” link, too. It’s hilarious.)


Tags:

#Star Trek #DS9 #Hanukkah #Christmas #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

robo-libra:

have you ever noticed how in ‘twelve days of christmas’ so many of the gifts are various birds? who has access to these many birds? why is this person receiving so many birds? can i receive this many birds? i want answers


Tags:

#Christmas #I actually *have* noticed

rhydonmyhardon:

docjjugs:

marinad0ve:

ho ho HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS

DASHIN THRU THE SNOW

ON A HALF HORSE HALF MAN SLEIGH

OVER THE FIELDS WE GO

TRAMPLING THE UNSUSPECTING ALL THE WAY


Tags:

#Christmas #centaur #I actually already learned of the existence of this ornament from reading Ursula Vernon’s LJ #but that version did not include rampaging Jingle Bells #nor was it rebloggable so that you too can experience this…thisness #(though honestly I find the shirtlessness to be the strangest part) #(centaur Santa sure fine) #(but shirtless Santa is just wrong)