ho ho HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS
DASHIN THRU THE SNOW
ON A HALF HORSE HALF MAN SLEIGH
OVER THE FIELDS WE GO
TRAMPLING THE UNSUSPECTING ALL THE WAY
Tags:
#Christmas #centaur #I actually already learned of the existence of this ornament from reading Ursula Vernon’s LJ #but that version did not include rampaging Jingle Bells #nor was it rebloggable so that you too can experience this…thisness #(though honestly I find the shirtlessness to be the strangest part) #(centaur Santa sure fine) #(but shirtless Santa is just wrong)

