vortisaurus:

people who are against queer headcanoning in the first place are obviously not to be trusted, but people who refuse to tolerate queer headcanons that make fantastic puns are even less so

why are you not up for bisexual Spider-man who swings both ways

or Luke Skywalker, one of the Rebels’ best fighter pilots, aka a flying ace

why


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#puns #asexuality #one time I was watching a documentary #and they called the guy an ‘ace pilot’ #and I was like ‘what has his sexual orientation got to do with–oh right’

Ace Pride Canadian Provinces

 
 
 

Tags:

#asexuality #our home and cherished land #I like living in a province where you can write the name in the outline #’New Jersey’ is always written in the ocean with an arrow pointing to the state it’s referring to #and I always felt a little disappointed by that

love-and-words:

“Everyone has sex,” said the incubus.
“I’m a sex demon. I know.”

“You must have the wrong address,”
Scott said with a shrug.

“I don’t have the wrong address,”
the incubus snapped.
“I am attracted to surges of passion.
You must have been doing something
that drew me into your bedroom.”

“I was doing concept sketches,”
Scott said. “Here, look.”

Original work Infernal Passion by Ysabetwordsmith

Link


Tags:

#poetry #asexuality #recs #being a sex demon just means you’ve got a hell of a selection bias #(pun not originally intended)

queerascake:

sansaofhousestark:

ace sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

Now I’m shipping the ace siren with the ace pirate…


Tags:

#*snort* #companion to that post which I…did not ever actually reblog did I #oops #I will go get it for anyone who hasn’t seen

If you’re an ace with a cervix…

ace-muslim:

I’m posting this because I’ve seen this question come up a number of times in posts and comments, and there seems to be a lot of confusion and uncertainty around it.

If you are sexually active, or have been previously, you should have regular Pap tests according to the schedule recommended by your doctor.

If you are not sexually active and have never been sexually active, you may not need to have Pap tests done and you should talk to your doctor. Cervical cancer is almost always caused by human papillomavirus (HPV) and HPV infection is almost always caused by sexual (specifically, genital) contact. Because of this, if you are not sexually active and have never been sexually active, there’s a good chance your doctor will recommend that you do not need to have Pap tests done.

You do not need to tell them that you’re asexual, since this is about behavior rather than attraction or orientation.

A lot of things written about Pap tests and cervical cancer seem to assume that all people with cervixes over age 21 are or have been sexually active and they may not provide a specific recommendation in the case of a sexually non-active adult. This seems to be the source of most of the confusion and uncertainty (public health officials, may I kindly suggest not making heteronormative and sex-normative assumptions).

A Pap test is, shall we say, not the world’s most comfortable procedure and sex-averse or sex-repulsed aces may feel especially anxious about it (many of us have a specific aversion or repulsion response to the idea of having something in the vagina). So it’s worth talking with your doctor to find out if you may not need to have it done after all.

I had talked previously with my doctor about this and he had said it was not necessary. Then this week, my healthcare provider’s automated system looked at my age, gender, and medical history and flagged me as needing to have a Pap test done ASAP. I talked to my doctor again and he not only confirmed that I don’t need to have it done, but he put a special note on my record so that I don’t keep getting these reminders. It may seem a bit scary to bring it up, but it can be worth it and make your life easier.


Tags:

#pap tests #the more you know #yes this #I’m not particularly afraid of Pap tests #I wouldn’t hesitate to do it if it would be helpful #what I *am* afraid of is people lying to me in order to trick me into ‘consenting’ to useless procedures #(my GP told me when I asked that as a young apparently-healthy virgin I wouldn’t get anything out of a gynecological exam) #(and I am extremely wary of people who insist that I ought to have them no matter what)