the-swift-tricker:

unichrome:

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HE IS HERE

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(Note: the OP is from 2019 while the response is from 2020. However, I just looked it up and Gävle *does* have a goat this year [link]. It’s just not the one pictured, is all.)


Tags:

#Christmas #goats #sculptures #fire #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(decided to move the tag notes to the main text body for better rebloggability)

asexualactivities:

Working on this Want/Will/Won’t/Curious list thing and I’m realizing that it’s complicated and that I might need something as complex as tax software to get it all set up right.

  • Did you or your partner own a penis on January 1, 2020?
  • Please list the areas where you do NOT want to be massaged (Check all that apply).
  • Do you currently own a rope?  Owning a rope may make you eligible to participate in certain activities.

Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #sexuality and lack thereof #nsfw text?

ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres:

mr-downer:

ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres:

zorko-niceposter-returns:

ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres:

grimes got elon musk into having a soundcloud, it’s a matter of time til elon musk gets grimes into tech shit. grimes reading neal stephenson and having opinions about lisp

Honestly can’t wait

grimes writes a game engine in racket and uses it to make a psychedelic indie hentai rpg. soundtrack by elon musk. it becomes the next homestuck. cons are inundated with scantily clad grimes rpg fans in elaborate masks and purple body paint. instead of nudestuck and buckets people start masked sex cults about grimes rpg apocalyptic visions. with the collapse of state capacity for public health regulation and the increasing number of pandemics the decentralized network of sex cults forms into a full-fledged secret order whose lodges provide mutual aid to their members. 2032 america’s first grimes rpg sex cult secret order president. 2033 the anti-grimes party storms congress, 23 dead, the president declares a state of emergency and the abolition of the constitution and passes governance entirely to the order. with utah’s declaration of independence america begins to balkanize. juggalo theocracy peels off michigan. xi jinping declares that insane clown posse thought is the dialectical culmination of marxism-leninism. elon musk’s warlord harambemechs obliterate the forbidden city of beijing and sweep down into shanghai. nick land pushes the button awakening wintermute and AI-controlled nanobots fuse with wuhan bioterrorism experiments to create an incurable virus turning the entire population into immortal catgirls and immanentizing the eschaton

what the fuck are you on

haskell


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what

rustingbridges:

invertedporcupine:

invertedporcupine:

Need another video game recommendation:

1) available on Steam
2) has a good Russian option for interface
3) has a wide range of vocabulary reinforcement

Come on, people, what am I even paying you for?

speaking of not paying for things, that’s a pretty good way to guarantee you get a Russian language option


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #games #Russia

fipindustries:

HPMOR, now with a writer actually less cringy than the original harry potter!


Tags:

#Harry Potter #Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #high context jokes #our roads may be golden or broken or lost

at this point you should just make your own computerized sex toys with an arduino, some gumption, and silicon molds of various bodily appendages

{{OP by averyterrible}}

 

ms-demeanor:

the-real-numbers:

ms-demeanor:

averyterrible:

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i wish you the best of luck in your dildosmithery

wholeheartedly consigned

Fortunately, Arduino’s pretty easy to pick up, even if you don’t know how to code. There’s a lot of learn to code kits with Arduino, and a massive DIY community with lots of forums.

If you feel more comfortable with a pc-like interface with a lot of capabilities, a raspberry pi (version 3 B+ works just fine for most purposes).

https://projects.raspberrypi.org/en/projects/raspberry-pi-getting-started

If you’re itching for something cheap and small that can connect to the internet (say, for lots of little wirelessly controlled toys talking to a local device your private internet), there are wifi enabled Arduino boards like the WeMos D1 Mini and Adafruit Featherwing HUZZAH ESP32 boards. The esp32 is a little computer chip that does wifi, so as long as it’s on board or can be added on, you’ve got wireless connectivity. There’s lots of sample sketches for communicating with local devices.

Seems like most of these projects require motors, so here’s an introduction to the electronics

Here’s another lil tutorial on motors

Oh! Also here’s something super important. Electronics safety!

There’s a lot of potential for Arduino and raspberry pis in this category. You can make tasers, locks, pistons, pumps, eye trackers, muscle sensors, screens, twitter api based controls, local wired and wireless controls, screens, and maybe more. Actually, if you search for DIY Arduino electronic sex toy stuff, you can find a lot of interesting boards and existing projects to copy.

I know that one of the relatively easy to make projects is a buttplug that measures orgasm intensity but I believe it uses a 3D printed casing and this is your reminder that 3D printed materials are nearly impossible to properly sanitize so mold a hollow core plug out of silicone or make sure to use a condom (which, because of the composition and texture of 3d print plastic you’d probably want to do anyway).


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(”i have the gumption‚ at least. like icarus‚ when he did that thing”) #sexuality and lack thereof #nsfw text #the more you know