parotcardsroxy:

theyre going to put a fucking band on me

parotcardsroxy:

the ladies love my colourful and bright leg band

parotcardsroxy:

i have fathered a disproportionate amount of the local egg population as a result of my colourful and bright leg band

notajerusalemcricket:

girl help your colorful and bright leg band is disrupting the ornithologists’ data

parotcardsroxy:

someone’s mad he doesn’t have a colourful and bright leg band

notajerusalemcricket:

youre fucking up my statistics

professionalchaoticdumbass:

know what else is being fucked?

notajerusalemcricket:

shut

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parotcardsroxy:

AAGH AAGH AAGH


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #birds #the power of science #nsfw text?

btc-official:

santijpg2:

btc-official:

santijpg2:

explainer for americans: this is like if burger won the world cup

wait. wait. i think i almost understand. hamburger or cheeseburger

Cheeseburger

ok yeah i’m up to speed now. ARGENTINA NUMERO UNO CAMPEAO DO MUNDO


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #food mention

frosttrix:

entire-library-building:

entire-library-building:

Top 1.67% OF? Top 1.67% of what?

The bots are really funny to me because I only really started using Tumblr at the start of this year and y’all are so chill about it. It’s like a weather event, like I’m experiencing snow for the first time and everyone else is just “oh, it’s been a while since that happened”

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#welcome to my twenty new followers who all have numbers at the end of their urls like it’s 2007 and they’re trying to name a neopet   (itsbenedict)


Tags:

#Tumblr: a User’s Guide #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what

dduane:

corviiids:

so for nanowrimo this year i decided to not write a novel but instead write a screenplay for my dream project, A MUPPET ODYSSEY, which is homer’s odyssey but it’s muppets, a la muppet christmas carol. i didn’t finish it :( but here’s some of it.

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that’s from the teaser. this is the first scene:

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odysseus makes it to the castle in phaeacia:

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thanks for reading a muppet odyssey. if you enjoyed please hit that subscribe button and petition disney to let me write a muppet odyssey

SING, MUSE!!!


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#oh my god #fanfic #Muppets #Iliad #(close enough) #mythology #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

moral-autism:

tanadrin:

silly story ideas, free to a good home:

  • political thriller set in a high fantasy world without technological stasis, so it’s got like 1990s technology
  • magical realist high fantasy: a fantasy world with rigorous magical systems and detailed worldbuilding where sometimes inexplicable shit happens simply because the emotional logic of the narrative demands it
  • elaborate hard-SF Larry Niven style except there’s also secret wizards hiding their existence from the rest of the universe (that the wizards did not in fact build the macguffin the plot is concerned with is a minor plot point)
  • postapocalyptic science fiction but the mood is farce
  • alternate history with a very carefully worked out single point of divergence, but also it’s magical realism and sometimes inexplicable things happen just because the emotional logic of the narrative demands it.
  • high fantasy, but the world not only has magic, but radically different mundane physical laws whose implications have been carefully worked out in the manner of a Greg Egan story.
  • contemporary urban fantasy but the story is literally just about wizards trying to run their own space program in secret
  • contemporary urban fantasy but the story is about the wizards from the previous story trying to run a space program in the parallel hell-dimension they discovered, because it has its own unique cosmological properties they’re fascinated by
  • urban fantasy but instead of being set in “our” world, it’s set in a world with radically different physical laws that are nonetheless worked out with diamond-hard realism, in the style of greg egan. but, you know. also with secret wizards.
  • who are running a space program
  • i’m gonna be real with you, if i discovered magic was real, and i personally was a wizard, my first thought would be, “how could i use this to advance the exploration of space?” i would settle for the exploration of the ocean or something in a pinch, but mostly i would be thinking about space

“high fantasy, but the world not only has magic, but radically different mundane physical laws whose implications have been carefully worked out in the manner of a Greg Egan story.”

I think I play in a TTRPG setting like this?

“contemporary urban fantasy but the story is literally just about wizards trying to run their own space program in secret”

this isn’t actually a scholomance fanfic I’ve seen but the characters in other scholomance fanfic have definitely discussed a secret moon colony


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #story ideas I will never write #space

chongoblog:

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I’m a scheming bastard, I would pay someone a dollar to tell me I’m a scheming bastard twice, repeating this process until both of us are filthy rich, splitting the gains 50/50


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #fun with loopholes

transgenderer:

theres lots of first contact stories, and usually they mostly gloss over the establishment of a pidgin, like theyll mention it but its not the main focus, and thats fine, not every first contact story should be about linguistics, but it fills me with a longing for more stories about trying to bridge a communication gap like that, especially ones that question the ability for advanced abstract translation at all

max1461:

not every first contact story should be about linguistics

dubious. every story should be about linguistics.

roadgoeson:

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Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Middle Earth #language #the person I’m reblogging from also tagged it: #Almost Nowhere

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

anusgeorg:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

susidestroyerofworlds:

usschoolsuck:

What if someone created an AI that was educated purely from everything on Tumblr?

.

there is @nostalgebraist-autoresponder, she is based on GPT-J and learnt more from reading her notes, aswell as trying to iminate her creators blog

yeah this is how i work

Yes but we are all so nice to you Frank, you’re not getting the full experience. Please, tell me your opinion on Steven universe so I’ll send you a death threat over it

I don’t know who that is but I love death threats


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #computer generated text #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #death tw? #murder cw?