anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

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post-uwuifer:

brx8:

post-uwuifer:

piss-bong:

@post-uwuifer is maybe the funniest blog on the platform rn bc it’s obviously a bot 90% of the time and sometimes the owner logs in and responds to reblogs manually, but if you suspend your disbelief just enough it leads to the much funnier conclusion that it’s a bot 100% of the time and its responses are evidence that the algorithm has gained sentience but can only communicate through uwuified tumblr posts

I hate to wuin da fun but uh

it’s aww 100% manuaw💀

tanks fow da pwaise tho UwU

I am sorry but this being completely manual is like 1000x scarier than it being a 100% bot.

good.

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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is-this-yuri:

is-this-yuri:

reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z’s, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

i like how this post gets circulated the most around evening. like yes gang settle down! we know when it’s bed time!

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#cackling #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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a-being-of-chaossss:

lazarus—rising:

lazarus—rising:

you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

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Thats what i mean with this now . Fuckign commit violence against that beast until they have your disability we’re getting representation the hard way 2night

@jessicatssssalads

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #violence cw #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #discourse cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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faggy–butch:

fabledshadow:

thunderon:

thunderon:

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

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so i immediately inquired

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and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

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anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

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what a terrible time for me to remember that my roommate has a tumblr account and could theoretically find this post. *********** if you see this im sorry but it was funny and needed to be shared

I mean, botanically, “sativa” just means “cultivated” and “indica” means “of India”.

Cultivate
to change the things I can

run off to India

to accept the things I can’t

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #drugs cw #embarrassment squick #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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aliiiiiiice:

why don’t people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

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I’m gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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aliiiiiiice:

everyone else is like “oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave” and I’ll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don’t even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I’ll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

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earlgraytay:

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike?

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do.

what i’m saying is

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elodieunderglass:

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American author Mark Twain (b. 1835) lurches from his grave only to give you a massive thumbs up and die again

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elodieunderglass:

Mark Twain essentially invented the genre of a bystander sent into a time-travel sci-fi plot just to get someone to draw this image for him. And today we can simply search for such a picture. It is a time of wonders

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beggars-opera:

#this post has everything. zombies. knights. bicycles. knights on bicycles. mark twain.

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poipoipoi-2016:

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#holding this concept up in my mind and rotating it next to Norris and the Plague Doctors #zombies #story ideas I will never write #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #apocalypse cw #illness tw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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rudjedet:

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture
upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

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followed by

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is such a funny sequence

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wine-dark-sea:

i find most people who haven’t seen it in person don’t know that cairo is RIGHT THERE

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teaboot:

I loved these perspectives so I took some of my own when I was in Cairo and yeah, they’re literally just. Right there. Pass em on your way to work, nbd

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ophilosoraptoro:

No, y’all don’t even understand.

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There is literally a Pizza Hut across the street from the pyramids.

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rudjedet:

That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get “lost in the desert near the pyramids”, because it’s like… just turn around my dudes you’re only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop

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interstellar-lamb:

Yall don’t know how much I adore all of this

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lude-n-lascivious:

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Don’t leave this in the tags

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moral-autism:

You can get lost in a city! Have your protagonists get “lost in the desert near the pyramids” and then cut to them at Pizza Hut arguing about where to find their hotel.

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etirabys:

perfect bot interaction on twitter

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #puns #cats #art #nsfw text? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once