themthistles:

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren’t there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

oh-look-car-horns:

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If we max out this meter we become the new PDF


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#April Fools #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #(sort of) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

xaz-fr:

noonalt:

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Has got to be my favourite part of this year’s Marva’s fools day

They were all kinda ‘yeah okay’ and THEN ‘welcome to chilis’ and ‘live laugh love’ I’m fucking screaming


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#Flight Rising #April Fools #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

sigmaleph:

transgenderer:

I feel like while I’m here I should do things thst are illegal in the US and legal here but what even is there besides drinking in public which I’m already doing like. Daily.

buy a kinder egg


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#(context note: ”here” seems to be Germany) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

argumate:

triviallytrue:

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tumblr i have bad news

come on man they still try and get people to listen to Jesus and he’s been dead for fuck I made this post two days too early


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #death tw #Easter #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

theslowesthnery:

the “oh. oh.” moment in fan fic but instead of a character realizing they’re in love it’s them discovering they have a specific kink at the worst possible moment

#quinn realising they have a thing for mind control while the ethels r mind controlling them and alex 2 kill each other


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#A Rental Car Takes a Left Down Rake Street and Disappears #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #sexuality and lack thereof #rape tw #murder cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

sofuton:

memewhore:

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#comics #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once