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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

“I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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badluckkitten:

mildlyamused:

orange-plum:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

Menstrual Blood Sacrifice 1

Menstrual Blood Sacrifice 2

Menstrual Blood Sacrifice 3

Menstrual Blood Sacrifice 4

Menstrual Blood Sacrifice 5

My hand slipped

Glorious.

I just…I cannot stop laughing…

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fabledquill:

I cannot be the first person to notice that Gotye looks a ton like the Eighth Doctor.

BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO SHOOOOOOOOT ME UUUUUUUP

MAKE IT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT I ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE A STEAMPUNK

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[Annual Reblog] I didn’t go to Mass this morning, so I made my Unitarian Universalist boyfriend tell me the story of Easter.

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shayvaalski:

Boyfriend: And then they buried him, and the women were very sad because he had a rockin’ bod.

Boyfriend: And then there was much mourning, and Judas, his ex, was sad, because he had a rockin’ bod.

Boyfriend: And thus three days and nights had passed, and the Romans partied pretty hard, but everyone else had some regrets.

Boyfriend: And on the third day, they did say unto the Lord’s Angel, Where the hell is this dude’s corpse?

Boyfriend: And the Angel said, He is not here. He has risen.

Boyfriend: And the women were like, Fuck you, dude, this is why we can’t have nice things.

Boyfriend: And Jesus did come back from the dead, and He said, Eat of this bread, it is my body. And He said, This man shall wear a funny hat and be infallible, and he will be called the Pope.

Boyfriend: And He saw what He had done.

Boyfriend: And it was good.

Boyfriend: And then He said, Fuck you guys, I am taking my ball and going home.

Boyfriend: And He ascended into Heaven.

Boyfriend: And then Mary said to the angel, Man, you look familiar.

Boyfriend: And the Angel said, No, dude, we all look alike, I have never seen you before, and he did ascend into the sky, and Mary yelled, You owe me a LOT of child support.

Boyfriend: And that is why we have Easter. The eggs represent the ball Jesus took with him because he didn’t want to play anymore.

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Easter #I actually kind of like Easter #it feels… #(and I know this might not actually be true) #(because there is that whole Easter Bunny thing) #but it feels very un-hegemonic to me #I get the impression that Easter-celebraters are generally very aware that not everyone does it and are accepting of that #I’ve seen a couple segments about Easter celebrations on TV news while channel-surfing #and they kind of had that tone of ‘now now be *respectful* of what the weird people are doing’ #and told us basic facts about the religious significance of Easter #as if we didn’t already know about the whole Jesus-resurrection thing #they othered the Christians *exactly* as much as they would other anyone else #treated them exactly as they would treat anyone else #it was great #Easter is what Christmas should be like #Easter is what *Christianity* should be like #one religion among many #on equal footing #tag rambles