anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

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lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #hijacked posts #arson murder and jaywalking

Anonymous asked: Um. Clint makes Steve and Bucky read Harry Potter. The Avengers all have very, very strong opinions about which house they get sorted into. Bucky thinks he’s a Slytherin, but Steve says he’s a Hufflepuff through and through.

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ifeelbetterer:

“This isn’t a legitimate classification system,” said Steve angrily, throwing the book onto the couch next to Clint. “This is bullshit. They’re children, for cripe’s sake.”

Clint’s eyebrows rose to comical levels.

“You can’t just isolate different children or—or— or try to predetermine their characters at age eleven,” Steve said, thoroughly angry. “And you certainly can’t condemn an entire fourth of your school’s population to a villainy house, what the hell is that?”

He started to pace.

“As if people never change! As if there’s no moral or ethical growth after age eleven!”

Bucky reached over Clint and picked up the book. Clint gave him a look and he shrugged.

“Hell, if it makes Steve this angry, I gotta check it out,” he explained.

***

“This isn’t a basis for education!” Bucky shouted. “Where are the art classes, huh? Kids this age should have access to art classes.”

“Exactly!” shouted Steve. “Maybe a little less institutionalized racism and a little more arts education, am I right?”

Clint buried his head in his hands.

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#Harry Potter #Avengers #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #they’re not wrong

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throw-tribbles-at-them:

 

kiraofbajor:

That ‘oh shit’ look on Sisko’s face is priceless!

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#Star Trek #DS9 #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #you know I don’t think I ever paid attention to his face during this scene #I wonder sometimes how much I miss by not paying attention to faces #but I always forget to

Then and Now (iii): Away Mission Protocol

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gloriousunderstanding:

SEASON ONE

janeway: since not all of you are starfleet i want to go over away mission protocol before we beam down

janeway: first and foremost never become separated from your team

janeway: all teams must report to the bridge at least once every 24 hours

janeway: ensure that each of your teams has one emergency pack, consisting of one standard issue portable habitat, one medical supply kit, and two weeks worth of ration bars

janeway: and of course remember to always conduct yourself with the grace and dignity befitting your position

SEASON SEVEN

janeway: all right before i release you people on this unsuspecting planet let’s go over the rules

janeway: no ruining the economies of foreign nations

janeway: no getting eaten by giant worms

janeway: no pretending to be someone’s god to get free stuff

janeway: no acquiring stray children

janeway: no accidentally creating serial killers with your thoughts

janeway: no gladiatorial death matches

janeway: no barroom brawls

janeway: no aiding robots in their war for world domination

janeway: no sentient souvenirs imbued with the spirits of vengeful lovers

janeway: no selling drugs for your childhood friends

janeway: no getting kidnapped

janeway: no accidentally aiding totalitarian regimes

janeway: and finally

janeway: no getting arrested

janeway: i think that’s everything

tom: hehehehe

janeway: what

tom: YOU DIDN’T SAY WE HAVE TO WEAR PANTS

janeway: tom put some pants on

tom: YOU DIDN’T SAY IT

janeway: tom

tom: SEE YOU IN THREE DAYS

janeway:

janeway: tuvok

janeway: add pants to the list

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#Star Trek #Voyager #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I have decided on a policy of reblogging anything that makes me laugh aloud) #(unless maybe it’s *really* embarrassing) #(but I don’t think I’ve come across any of those yet) #(the blog owner reserves the right to blah blah blah)

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jamestiberiusfuckhead:

yes, i know that helena seems dead but i’ve heard that tatiana maslany was confirmed to be in the second season

so take that as you will

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#Orphan Black #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I’m way too faceblind to watch Orphan Black) #(but I know enough to understand this) #(even if I was previously unaware that Helena died)