I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

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teamgalactica:

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

 

valquita:

so, a vampire?

 

teamgalactica:

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

 

alparlaboratories:

Is it your blood?

 

teamgalactica:

it is blood, yes

 

alparlaboratories:

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

 

teamgalactica:

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

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#vampires #blood #fun with loopholes #overly literal interpretations #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

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icarian-arts:

I had the weirdest dream last night where it was about a next big meme trend, and it was basically another this vs that meme but it was “Lock screen vs Home screen” whereas the lock screen was depicted as something formal and relatively uninteresting like a businessman sitting at a desk while the home screen was always something chaotic and insane like gorillas fighting alligators and it. People would take sides online on which person they were more like, home screen or lock screen and it made absolutely no sense and I

 

icarian-arts:

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It basically looked like this

 

holomanga:

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moral-autism:

Reality: The lock screen is full of high-contrast detail (currently a picture of me and the gf), the home screen is the lowest-contrast default background (currently a space pic) I can find so I can read app names.

I did not know until just now that it was possible to have the lock screen and home screen be different images, and I intend to change nothing about my phone now that I know.

(rolling waves on a body of water too large to see the edges, just as it has been for nearly five years [link])

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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #high context jokes #effective altruism #dreams #reply via reblog #Brin owns *two* 2010’s computers now #the more you know

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cawcawoedipus:

witchofeindor:

Hebrew: ‘This one verb is used to mean 10 different things, I’m an economical language like that, good luck figuring out what this verb means each time’

Also Hebrew: *Has about 8 different words meaning ‘lion’*

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I feel like every single person deserves to read OP’s tags cause fuck they are accurate.

Also like…

Hebrew: every single word is heavily gendered and there are Very Strict Rules for gendering every word and number and shit

Also Hebrew: these words SOUND like they’re female words, you will gender them like female words, and you will be WRONG.

Also also Hebrew: except for knives and the sun. These two can be whatever gender you like. And everyone will argue because they’re sure only their gendering is right.

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#language #nsfw text? #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

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sanctferum:

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#food #overly literal interpretations #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #(I *have* eaten cardboard-flavoured ice cream though) #(if you leave the opened carton in the freezer too long the cardboard flavour seeps in) #(it’s not very good)