Toad Words

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bakafox:

ursulavernon:

Frogs fall out of my mouth when I talk. Toads, too.

It used to be a problem.

There was an incident when I was young and cross and fed up parental expectations. My sister, who is the Good One, has gold fall from her lips, and since I could not be her, I had…


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#Ursula Vernon #recs #awesome #I read this fic on her LJ and it was great #(the problem with Tumblr is that reblogging has preserved the missing ‘with’ in ‘fed up with parental expectations’) #(though it has since been fixed in the OP)

thelandofmaps:

The effect of ocean currents: Latitudinal comparison of the United Kingdom and Minnesota [1801×2343]
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#it always seemed very telling to me #that in the Christmas Invasion episode of Doctor Who #people are worried about the blood-controlled people’s lives only because they think the Sycorax might kill them #it never seems to cross anyone’s mind #that those people could die or suffer permanent damage just from standing on those rooftops #for hours on end #in late December #while too out of it to put on protective gear #…let’s just say it was a *very* fridge-horror-y episode #tag rambles

ichidou:

“A medical officer arrives at a remote outpost to find his patients dead, a poltergeist haunting a robot and an evil strain of artificial intelligence.”

wow that makes rvb season 2 sound way more serious than it actually is


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#…it really does #Red vs Blue #finally a Red vs Blue joke that I can appreciate by means other than fandom osmosis #(I’m nearly done with S5 now) #(videos are among the more difficult methods of sensory input to cope with) #(so it’s slow going)

facts-i-just-made-up:

A mother helicopter tends to her newborn.

 

metalheadadam:

I wish you’d do some research before just spouting out any old crap. If you took two seconds just to LOOK at the picture, you’d see that it’s not a mother and her newborn. You can tell from the size and position of the rotors that it’s actually a hunting male. Also it’s a commonly known fact that whilst all helicopters are born with red tails, this fades to white in males, by the time they’ve reached adulthood. In females, the red has changed to a deep brown.

So this isn’t a lovely picture of caring parenting – in fact, this young ‘copter’s mother is probably dead, herself. There would be no way she’d leave her baby by itself at such a young age. The poor thing likely died mere moments after this picture was taken.

Have some respect.

 

facts-i-just-made-up:

You ignorant fool.

The common Red Tailed Boeing you’re basing your analysis on is endemic to Saudi Arabia, which has no climate zones even remotely resembling that in the picture. Helicopters being short range vehicles, there’s no way a Red Tail could be present in the picture above.

What you’re seeing is the red tailed variety of the Arboreal Russian UTair, which you’d know if you so much as looked at the distinctive markings on the parent’s flank.

The photo is a mother tending to her newborn as I stated, and you Sir have defamed the endangered helicopter with your inept observations. People like you who think Helicopters are dangerous hunting animals are why these noble beasts have been scrapped to near extinction. Arguments like yours are used to support the helicopter “blading” industry, in which millions of helicopters every year are deprived of their rotor blades and left to die of oil loss or starvation.

Support your local anti-blading protest group, and don’t listen to people like metalheadadam, if that’s even your real tumblr url.

 

metalheadadam:

No,it is you who are the fool here. You say it’s an arboreal helicopter, but no Russian Utair has ever been spotted out in the open in a tarmac environment before, and I think if this was the first photograph showing one, there’d have been some fanfare about it in National Helo-graphic.

I believe that what we can see here is the Lesser-Spotted Longbow, which, as has been very well-documented, has adapted itself superbly to urban life, and has also been known to disguise itself as other types of helicopter, in order to better stalk its prey. If you look at the smugness of the nose, you’ll see I’m right. Yes, the UTair is a peaceful contraption, but the LSL is a rapacious fiend, and should be removed from the world’s airspace completely.

 

facts-i-just-made-up:

You’re ignoring the clear signs here but the more important issue is your sickening disregard and characterization of the LSL as a “rapacious fiend.”

The LSL is a critical part of the airspace ecosystem. If there were no LSLs, then Piasecki H-21s would quickly grow out of control and soon the air would be downright cluttered with them. Do you want to live in a world where Piasecki noise sounds through the night at deafening levels? Where they land on the streets as you drive and on schoolyards where your children play?

Lesser-Spotted Longbows may seem dangerous but the fact is they kill less than five people a year across the globe. Piaseckis kill 80! And they crap all over the windshields of all those unfortunate enough to drive beneath them. Even still, we should not cull Piaseckis as some suggest, their meat is inferior and no significant research is to be done on their flesh. You’re operating from an old world point of view here, one that says mankind has the right, nay the duty to hunt and tame helicopters.

But the truth is, helicopters are our neighbors on this planet and they have every bit as much a right to it as we do. Support prohibition of industrial helicopter use, police helicopters and circus helicopters. Don’t eat helicopter meat. And donate generously to PETH, People for the Ethical Treatment of Helicopters.

 

metalheadadam:

Listen, PETH claim to be in support of helicopter freedom, but if you look at the statistics, you’ll see that is, in fact, a gigantic lie. People brought 652 sick helicopters into PETH’s “Care Hangars” last year, where PETH claim to repair and repaint them, and find them new owners. Of those 652, PETH dismantled and recycled 635 of them within one day, without even trying to find new owners for them.

You say we should support the prohibition of circus and police helicopters, but without the industries that have grown up around the many useful ways helicopters benefit our society, there would be many more wild helicopters, like the Piaseckis, in our skies, or roosting on the roofs of our homes and schools.

But that’s getting off topic. The LSL is still a menace, and although it helps to control the Piasecki population, there are other, more efficient ways to do that, without relying on the crudeness of nature.

Opening up factories to make clothes from helo skins, for example. Faux-helo has been all the rage on the catwalks for the last three years, and the designers have stated that they’d “love to get [their] hands on the real thing”. Paul McTarnabag said that “without the limitations of artificial fibres, [he] could create the most wonderful coats you’d ever see”.

Let’s be honest, here. Yes, it may involve some violent, painful deaths for certain, more… annoying breeds, but helicopters are basically vermin. Let’s make use of them.

 

facts-i-just-made-up:

“The crudeness of nature”

You lost me there. Nature is a perfect system where helicopters are concerned. It’s only humanity that throws the system out of balance. Before we came along, helicopters existed in equilibrium.

As seen in the opening of Disney’s “The Concorde King,” there’s a circle of life. Concordes and SR-71s prey upon the big 747s and Airbuses. Those in turn eat the Cessnas and puddle-hoppers, which feed on smaller helicopters and gyrocopters. When the Concordes die, they become fossil fuels which become jet fuels and which fuel the gyrocopters.

But when mankind tinkers with the system, it all goes haywire. A few rivet coats and meals of spicy Apache or Black Hawk aren’t worth it. And that’s not to mention the cruelty of foods like Chinook Gras, in which the noble aircraft are force-fueled to the point of illness so their filters can be harvested. Humankind needs to get out of the chopper business for good and focus on renewable sources of 3D printed parts and vegan alternatives, like Balloons, Zeppelins and Blimps. Human stomachs aren’t meant for heavier-than-air travel, as turbulence can convince anyone. Only lighter than air craft are meant for our fragile systems.

This is all a moot point for me as I don’t fly at all. I prefer a more natural means of transport- The whip driven dog-sled.

 

dduane:

…:)


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#Young Wizards #sort of #helicopters

We don’t need to justify ourselves to anyone. We don’t need a reason to be queer. Maybe we were born this way, maybe we weren’t. Maybe sexuality is fluid for some people and not for others. It’s totally irrelevant either way. The message we need to send to heterosexists is not that our sexuality was foisted upon us and that they should be “tolerant” and “understanding”. The message is: our sexuality is perfectly valid and none of your business, we offer you no excuses, and we are never going away.

Social Justice League: Fauxgress Watch: “Born This Way”. (via feminismduh)

Perfect.

(via oberlinsic)


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#read the whole post #almost all of it is good #(except that one paragraph that basically boils down to) #(‘moral frameworks based on the Ten Commandments and similar dogma are No True Moral Frameworks because they differ too strongly from mine’) #(I’m not saying I *like* those frameworks) #(but they *are* frameworks) #(other than that the post was great)

THE MANLY NAME GENERATOR

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spencer-dub:

This thing was WAY too much fun to code, and I’m happy it has a home on my website now. Go check it out.

20 bonus points for anyone who finds the easter egg (without reading the source), and 200 bonus points for anyone who gets the generator to naturally produce “Beef McBeefBeef”.

Also, if you feel like donating to pay for hosting, that’d be rad, but entirely optional.

Credit where credit is due: I definitely would not have made this if not for pervocracy’s awesome lampooning of 50 Shades of Grey, in which he refers to Christian Grey with names such as this one. Thanks, Cliff.

Punch VanderCrunch! Smash McFistBody!
Dick Van…VanderJaw?

Oh well, still awesome/hilarious.


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #awesome #duuuuude #(in multiple senses of the term)

stillfuckingup:

 

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

I stared at this for a few seconds but once I got it, I chuckled.

 

baconmoose:

SIGH.

 

dustthatwasacity:

#my sediments exactly

 

patrickat:

Don’t take puns for granite.

 

osheamobile:

These jokes just keep getting boulder.

 

sharoncarter:

i don’t know, they’re kind of a lode of schist.

 

willow-wanderings:

Now, now, there’s no need to get all butte hurt, lets just take a steppe back


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#puns #geology