I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
As of the end of 8×15, my current theory is that the Agent Texas we all know and love is Alpha’s inherited memories of the Director’s ex-girlfriend, given a mind of their own by the same process that created the other AIs. It explains why she can do the ghost thing, how she and Church can know each other from their past, why she was locked in a room labelled “Director’s Secret Project”, why the Director’s diary just referred to her as a “byproduct” *.
Tonight I intend to finish S8, and hopefully find out then how laughably wrong I am. Or, possibly, how utterly right I am. Stranger things have happened. (After watching “Day of the Moon”, my mom correctly theorised that the regenerating girl was both Amy’s daughter and child!River.)
*I watched that last bit after coming up with this theory, but it fits in pretty well. An AI convinced she’s human probably wouldn’t be able to do the kind of stuff that they were…producing the AIs for.
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#Red vs Blue #Red vs Blue s8 spoilers #(I know a couple of my followers are also friends with Rose and might be working their way through the show as well) #oh look an original post #alters patterned after people the system knows *is* totally a thing that can happen with actual DID #but I’m not sure the RvB writers would know that #or if they would care given the fictional setting #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #reactionblogging
How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA
Chalk art by Lila Roux
Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #long post
I can’t sleep because I keep thinking about Bob Ross and Mister Rogers piloting a Jaeger.
Now you’re thinking about it.
The gentlest Jaeger. It sits the kaijus down and talks to them about their feelings until the tantrum stops, and then they do art therapy.
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#Pacific Rim #Fred Rogers #Bob Ross
bo burnham being a sassy little shit on twitter part 1/5
(Note: the binary code above is actually real meaningful binary. I’ll let you decipher the punchline yourself, but to help you out I’ll give you a translator, as well as the binary in easily copy-pasteable format: 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100001.)
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#Bo Burnham #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(the Hunter pair) #(though I was gratified to find it was real binary) #(thank you cosmic-llin for giving me that translator link a while back)
Happy birthday, Harry Potter!
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#Harry Potter #it’s 7:07 PM EDT and this is the first post on my dash to acknowledge Harry Potter’s birthday #we used to make it an occasion in my family when I was a kid #we would decorate the house with Potter-ish stuff and make brownies #and I think we made chocolate cauldrons one year? #good times
Just imagine all the normal people working or living on ds9 when main plot shit happens. They are just enjoying an evening at Quark’s when THE DOMINION IS TAKING OVER THE STATION, EVERYONE EVACUATE or reading a book when THE WHOLE STATION IS LITERALLY FALLING APART or sipping on raktajino when INTERSTELLAR WAR how do you even deal with that
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#Star Trek #DS9 #probably the same way you deal with tsunamis and wildfires and ice storms #every place has got its hazards #though they *really* need better evacuation plans #I was watching ‘The Siege’ yesterday and they were trying to cram everyone into three runabouts #knowing there was no way they were *all* going to fit #maybe somehow other cultures managed to avoid learning the hard way why not having enough lifeboats is a bad idea #but the humans should have taken one look at that set-up when they first got there #flashed back to every time they ever learned about the Titanic #and insisted they get enough ships to evacuate everyone ASAP #(where ASAP is *less* than a year) #tag rambles
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
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#puns
well overall Frontier in Space is strong, wasn’t expecting the Cliffhanger. And looking at the BBC episode guide for the next episode just look at how fabulous the Doctor looks in Planet of the Daleks
I think this sums up Pertwee’s run on the series nicely.
And I’m sad now because this was Roger Delgado’s last appearance on the series as the Master!
I believe in never missing an opportunity to tell this story about Roger Delgado, because it’s both one of the sweetest and one of the most trolly things I’ve ever heard of:
During his time as the Master, Delgado would sometimes find that when he was out and about doing ordinary things, like grocery shopping or waiting in a queue at the post office, he would feel someone’s stare boring into him. At about mid-thigh level. And he would look around unobtrusively, and there would be a little kid, usually standing behind its mother’s legs and holding onto a handful of her skirt for safety. Staring at him with the greatest suspicion and concern. Was it him? In their town? What the hell was he up to? Should they do something?
And Delgado would gaze back, give them a small, vulpine smile, and softly say ‘Yes, it’s the Master, small child.’
And there would be a little sharp intake of breath and the kid would disappear entirely behind Mum’s legs.
He always enjoyed thinking of the little thrill of pure terror and wonder he had thrown into their lives – and after all, no permanent psychological harm was done, since after a few days when the world wasn’t destroyed, they would have concluded that the Doctor turned up and discreetly took care of things, so everything was all right.
And, at least until they grew up enough to realise that they’d just seen an actor and he was having a bit of fun with them, they got to believe, no, to know for certain that everything they saw on Doctor Who was true.
heheheee
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#Doctor Who #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(though I feel a little bad about it)
