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#Star Trek #Voyager #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #my past self has good taste
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#Star Trek #Voyager #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #my past self has good taste
If you’re awake between 3 AM and 6 AM you’re appropriating lycanthrope culture and you need to go to sleep and check your privilege
This is blatant vampire erasure.
Go write a sad poem about it
My name is Vlad
and wen its nite
or wen the wolves
art pohsting shite
and all discourse
haf gon to dogs –
i stay up late.
i clik ‘reblog’PEAK TUMBLR
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#… #…I don’t even know what to tag this
The formation of ice from salt water produces marked changes in the composition of the unfrozen water. When water freezes, most impurities are forced out of solution; even ice from seawater is relatively fresh compared with the seawater it is formed from. As a result of forcing the impurities out, sea ice is very porous and spongelike, quite different from the solid ice produced when fresh water freezes.
As the seawater freezes and salt is forced out of the pure ice crystal lattice, the surrounding water becomes more saline. This lowers its freezing temperature and increases its density. The lower freezing temperature means that the surrounding water does not freeze to the ice immediately, and the higher density means that it sinks. Thus tiny tunnels called brine channels are created all through the ice as this supersaline, supercooled water sinks away from the frozen pure water. The stage is now set for the creation of a brinicle.
As this supercooled saline water reaches unfrozen seawater below the ice, it will cause the creation of additional ice. If the brine channels are relatively evenly distributed, the ice pack grows downward evenly. However, if brine channels are concentrated in one small area, the downward flow of the cold water, now so saline that it cannot freeze at its normal freezing point, begins to interact with unfrozen seawater as a flow. Just as hot air from a fire rises as a plume, this cold water descends as a plume. Its outer edges begin to accumulate a layer of ice as the surrounding water, cooled by this jet to below its freezing point, ices up. This is a brinicle: an inverted “chimney” of ice enclosing a downward flow of this supercold, supersaline water.
When the brinicle becomes thick enough, it becomes self-sustaining. As ice accumulates around the down-flowing cold jet, it forms an insulating layer that prevents the cold, saline water from diffusing and warming. As a result, the ice jacket surrounding the jet grows downward with the flow. It is like an icicle turned inside-out; rather than cold air freezing liquid water into layers, down-rushing cold water is freezing the surrounding water, enabling it to descend even deeper. As it does, it creates more ice, and the brinicle grows longer.
A reverse plume of hot air. An inverted icicle. This is my aesthetic.
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#neat #(although really I suppose I have to call it ”cool”) #the more you know
Han: Hey, how would you like your coffee?
Luke: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Han: One glass of milk coming up.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Star Wars
Because being incredibly vague has made it hard talk about stuff + not prevented anyone with the knowhow from finding out where I live, I’m tempted to talk more about my hometown and refer to it as [Expunged] instead of its name, a la @sinesalvatorem and [Redacted].
I’m thinking of using [Expunged] so it’s obvious what I’m referencing, without the confusion of there being two [Redacted]s. Though the confusion potential is kind of tempting, especially as it would make anyone not in the know think [Redacted] is simultaneously:
- Caribbean
- Australian
- Tropical
- Temperate
- Full of deadly mosquitoes
- Full of deadly mushrooms
- Very homophobic
- Tried to illegally legalise same sex marriage
This would actually be hilarious, though
Besides, I stole the use of “[Redacted]” from @ilzolende, who used it to refer to her high school. It fit her aesthetic better than mine, anyway. In the early days, I was concerned people might think I was also talking about her school and the [Redacted] Unified School District.
Except then “[Redacted]” wound up being more strongly associated with me, for some reason, so here we are.
[Redacted] is a homophobic high school on the border between Australia and the Carribean, temperate and full of deadly tropics, that tried to illegally legalise same-sex marriage between mushrooms and mosquitoes.
I gigglesnorted
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
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#that *is* an actual joke #it’s a visual pun #(although according to the people in the replies that is a rat and not a mouse) #(which just adds another layer to the joke really) #also #adorable
Concept: a TV series consisting entirely of “filler episodes” from some notional story of grand adventure whose ongoing events can only be inferred from the incidental context of whatever character-driven bullshit is happening this week.
Like, maybe they’re a D&D-style adventuring party, and we only ever see them during downtime between adventures. Sometimes one of them is suffering from some improbable injury or bizarre curse, and the particulars of how it happened are only vaguely alluded to – their entire professional lives are basically one big Noodle Incident from the audience’s perspective.
I think you could get some use out of “previously on” and “next time on” segments showing footage that never happened.
For example: “Previously on, Champions of Karamore!”
*Shot of a scepter lying on a pedestal in a tomb somewhere*
Wizard: “The Scepter of Aratoom is the key to Garroth’s Ascension”
*Four Seconds of the Heroes engaged in epic combat*
Warrior: “I’LL HOLD THEM OFF, GET THE SCEPTER”
Rogue *Looking at empty pedestal*: “IT’S GONE! WE’RE TOO LATE!”
*Dark cloaked figure that the audience has never actually seen before, holding the scepter* “At last…it begins”And then the entire episode consists of them hanging around the nearest inn, looking at maps and arguing about different ways they could have gotten there, and if any of those methods would have gotten them to the Tomb fast enough. “I told you we should have sold the horses in Roksport and taken a ship to Veremen” “We paid good money for those horses! Staying overland cut at least three days off our trip!” “It would have, HAD THE HORSES NOT BEEN EATEN BY WEREWOLVES!” “There’s no way we could have known about the Werewolves.” “THE TOWN WAS CALLED LYCANSBURG JEREMY!”
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#story ideas I will never write #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #(”THE TOWN WAS CALLED LYCANSBURG JEREMY!”)

What IS this?
From orbit, how we shape our Earth is a constant puzzlement and delight.
(answer: https://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/IOTD/view.php?id=89817 )
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#the more you know #Russia