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yesterdaysprint:

The Evening World, New York, March 24, 1904

 

rustingbridges:

Has anyone tried this? I feel compelled to at least take the idea seriously

 

brin-bellway:

The trouble with *holding* it upside-down is that gravity works against you, and some or all of the butter may fall off.

I generally compromise by holding it butter-side-up, then using my tongue to flip each bite over inside my mouth.

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*looks up “voluble”* Wait, hang on, is this a joke about oiling your tongue in order to make your speech-producing mechanisms work better? I thought we were talking about how to best enjoy the flavour.

 

rustingbridges:

So having tried this, here are my findings:

1) I didn’t have any trouble with the butter coming off, it was all pretty well into the bread. If you used a lot more butter than I did though perhaps that could become a problem?

2) The flavor profile is definitely a little different. I get the butter first and then later the flip side (my test was performed with end pieces of a wonderbread style loaf, I do have some dough rising so maybe I’ll see with some normal bread).

3) However the butter flavor is still very available eating it butter side up. It’s more of an accent though. I didn’t find it made a big difference, although if you wanted to maximize the butter flavor (to skimp on butter, maybe, or if you just really love butter) butter side down might be worthwhile.

4) The actual inconvenience to me was that I had to hold my slice in a nonstandard configuration.

My conclusion is that this approach is probably not, generally speaking, for me, but I think it’s a reasonable preference.

 

brin-bellway:

It may be worth noting that in many cases my buttered bread has room-temperature bread, and butter partway between refrigerator-temperature and room-temperature. In these cases the butter does not melt into the bread at all, and is often not even that firmly attached.

(I *try* to bring butter up to room temperature before spreading it, but I don’t always get enough advance notice.)

 

rustingbridges:

Ah, my butter is almost always up to room temperature (which is relatively easy for me, since the only other person to regularly use my butter is my girlfriend, who is, of all the people in the world, uniquely willing to my opinions on butter handling). And also if it was not quite room temperature I would almost definitely toast the bread in question.

Cold butter on cool bread would be less amenable.

#I don’t know exactly how long butter takes to go bad at room temperature but it really does take a while  #I keep mine in a small airtight container and I’ve never had it go bad even if the temperature cycles up to over 90f most days  #well it did go bad when I was out of town for six weeks but I don’t think it’s ever taken me more than three to use a stick of butter  #if warm butter but is reaching it’s EOL I bake with it  #measuring butter that’s never deformed is much easier though

Might also be relevant that most Canadian butter is sold in blocks the size of four sticks. (Usually with markings along the side of the (paper-lined foil) wrapper to indicate things like “slice here to get ¼ cup”.)

(I used to think it was *all* Canadian butter, but I recently discovered that President’s Choice brand butter is in stick format.)


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#reply via reblog #food #our home and cherished land


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adzolotl:

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #(in addition to the backslash thing adzolotl was also just talking about the Crusades) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what

prokopetz:

Today’s aesthetic: constructing “X is the Y of Z” analogies using incommensurable categories; e.g., “Quinoa is the Homestuck of comestible grains.”


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#everyone loves it or hates it or often both at once #except you #you tried it once‚ couldn’t really get into it‚ and wandered off a few minutes later #you are vaguely glad that people are having fun with it #food #Homestuck

formal-leatherjacket:

eightiesdyke:

Y’all ever mess up putting your phone charger in your phone completely sober just to flex on sherlock holmes

It’s crazy how BBC Sherlock had such active and profound contempt for people in general and yet all of Sherlock’s convoluted deductions never factored in how we just do dumb shit sometimes


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#Sherlock #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this reminds me of that ”here’s an assumption for you: Sherlock Holmes is a huge jackass” post

adzolotl:

One backslash: \
Two backslashes: \
Three: \
Four: \
Five: \

…but pages work completely differently and will never display multiple backslashes in a row.


EDIT: oh my god. The escape sequence for a backslash in a tumblr post is \, but just \ will work fine if you only need one. The escape sequence for a backslash in a tumblr page is anywhere from one to four backslashes, parsed greedily. If you want to display \ in a page you need to input .

 What I just typed into this input box was “If you want to display \ in a page you need to input \.”

Also: every time you edit a page it reduces the length of each string of backslashes by a factor of two.

 

adzolotl:

ALSO.

THE PREVIEW THING DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THIS.

Alice wants her About page to say “Double \ backslashes are fun!”

The canonical way to do this:

* Type “Double \ backslashes are fun!” into the edit box.
* Hit “Update Preview”. It will show “Double \ backslashes are fun!”; ignore it, it’s wrong. But now there’s a Save button!
* Save. Go view your About page, which says “Double \ backslashes are fun!”. Yay!
* Never edit your About page again.

If you do make the mistake of editing your About page, you will see “Double \ backslashes are fun!” in the edit box and also in the preview. Be sure to correct \ to \; if you don’t, then the next time you save, your About page will look like “Double \ backslashes are fun!” and the next time you edit you’ll see “Double \ backslashes are fun!” in the preview and so on until you give up and make a Dreamwidth account.

…

Post previews are broken, but in the opposite direction; instead of underinterpreting backslashes twice over, they overinterpret them a single time. If I hit “Preview” right now, this is what I see:

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Fortunately, I think posts are stable and don’t mess up your backslashes when you edit them.

 

adzolotl:

Quick update: every time you reblog it parses the previous posts an extra time, so if you have a long reblog chain, the OP will eventually be stripped of all but one backslash in each sequence.

Reblog to destroy the backslashes! I’ll start by typing 64 of them: \\\\\\\\

 

adzolotl:

To clarify: if you go to my Tumblr and view the reblog immediately above this one, you see this:

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But if you view that same reblog in your feed, you see this:

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This is an exciting new discovery: Tumblr has a “first one’s free” policy on reblogs viewed from the feed; only the SECOND reblog will start cutting into your backslashes. But at least on my theme+browser+OS+bloodtype combination, this policy does not apply to someone’s Tumblr viewed directly.

If I’m wrong about how any of this works, shame on you for bothering to check.


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#Tumblr: a User’s Guide #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(”until you give up and make a Dreamwidth account”) #((…how the fuck am I going to archive this)) #((I guess I’ll just treat however it appears in my tumblr-utils scrape as the canonical version)) #((that’s usually where I pull from when adding new posts to the WordPress))

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rustingbridges:

brin-bellway:

rustingbridges:

yesterdaysprint:

The Evening World, New York, March 24, 1904

Has anyone tried this? I feel compelled to at least take the idea seriously

The trouble with *holding* it upside-down is that gravity works against you, and some or all of the butter may fall off.

I generally compromise by holding it butter-side-up, then using my tongue to flip each bite over inside my mouth.

—

*looks up “voluble”* Wait, hang on, is this a joke about oiling your tongue in order to make your speech-producing mechanisms work better? I thought we were talking about how to best enjoy the flavour.

So having tried this, here are my findings:

1) I didn’t have any trouble with the butter coming off, it was all pretty well into the bread. If you used a lot more butter than I did though perhaps that could become a problem?

2) The flavor profile is definitely a little different. I get the butter first and then later the flip side (my test was performed with end pieces of a wonderbread style loaf, I do have some dough rising so maybe I’ll see with some normal bread).

3) However the butter flavor is still very available eating it butter side up. It’s more of an accent though. I didn’t find it made a big difference, although if you wanted to maximize the butter flavor (to skimp on butter, maybe, or if you just really love butter) butter side down might be worthwhile.

4) The actual inconvenience to me was that I had to hold my slice in a nonstandard configuration.

My conclusion is that this approach is probably not, generally speaking, for me, but I think it’s a reasonable preference.

It may be worth noting that in many cases my buttered bread has room-temperature bread, and butter partway between refrigerator-temperature and room-temperature. In these cases the butter does not melt into the bread at all, and is often not even that firmly attached.

(I *try* to bring butter up to room temperature before spreading it, but I don’t always get enough advance notice.)


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#reply via reblog #food


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WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

drethelin:

By Eliezer Yudkowsky

MORPHEUS: For the longest time, I wouldn’t believe it. But then I saw the fields with my own eyes, watched them liquefy the dead so they could be fed intravenously to the living –

NEO (politely): Excuse me, please.

MORPHEUS: Yes, Neo?

NEO: I’ve kept quiet for as long as I could, but I feel a certain need to speak up at this point. The human body is the most inefficient source of energy you could possibly imagine. The efficiency of a power plant at converting thermal energy into electricity decreases as you run the turbines at lower temperatures. If you had any sort of food humans could eat, it would be more efficient to burn it in a furnace than feed it to humans. And now you’re telling me that their food is the bodies of the dead, fed to the living? Haven’t you ever heard of the laws of thermodynamics?

MORPHEUS: Where did you hear about the laws of thermodynamics, Neo?

NEO: Anyone who’s made it past one science class in high school ought to know about the laws of thermodynamics!

MORPHEUS: Where did you go to high school, Neo?

(Pause.)

NEO: …in the Matrix.

MORPHEUS: The machines tell elegant lies.

(Pause.)

NEO (in a small voice): Could I please have a real physics textbook?

MORPHEUS: There is no such thing, Neo. The universe doesn’t run on math.


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#I’ve read this before but it’s still great #The Matrix #fanfic #unreality cw #death tw

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tearlessrain:

tearlessrain:

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.


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#lobster #poetry