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Fantasy setting where the kingdom has a secret police with the mission of finding any modern-world people isekai’d in so they can be whisked off to the academy and all their future knowledge transcribed

It’s a known thing that isekai events happen. All the major nations do this. The coming war may very well be tilted in favor of whichever kingdom gets the most Japanese teenagers appearing within their borders

They are worried that the flow of isekai protagonists is slowing down, what with increased traffic safety measures.

So they hire a evil wizard to send a minion into our world, with only one goal: increase the number of automobile accidents, and keep their isekai harvests bountiful.

The minion can’t return, of course. Travel is one way, unless you isekai back, and that’s a one in a million chance.

So the poor fish out of water minion stuck in our world can never return. At least they gave him plenty of precious gemstones with which to start his car-accident empire. So don’t worry, squire Musk will not starve in our world.

The real problem is that they mainly get teenagers and thus they’re pretty limited in what info they can get from them. Sure, their basic physics and mathematics have been advanced beyond their neighbors, but they’ve also got pages and pages of handwritten illuminated texts about an illustrated motion play called “The single part” and many music sheets filled with the works of some “Quick Seamstress” who lives in a distant nation across the sea in the far future.

Still, they persevere. A single trainspotter with a special interest in steam trains revolutionized the transportation infrastructure in their nation, they only need one kid who memorized the history of firearms or metallurgy to win this coming war. They’ll write down a thousand books of the exploits of Marius the lead-worker and his eternal struggle against a dragon-turtle if it gets them just one teenager who can tell them how to make this “steel” they’ve heard so much about.


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#story ideas I will never write #(…or‚ at least‚ won’t write *precisely* like this) #death tw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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