JANEWAY: Fire the science lasers
SEVEN OF NINE: Captain, I believe if we Borg nanoprobes the problem, then we can explode everything
TUVOK: Sense-oars indicate that would be extremely rad, Captain
JANEWAY: Good, then I can get back to giving the entire crew mommy issues
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PICARD: I have spent six hours drinking tea in my floating fortress city in the middle of Federation heartland and I have decided that centrism is right
RIKER: *jazzy trombone solo*
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DUKAT: They say that a good man will kill you without a thought, if he has decided that you are truly evil. What does that say about us, Captain, that we have not yet found cause to end the other?
SISKO: It means that I hold myself to higher ideals that random murder, even of scum like you. I can see how you would find it hard to relate
O’BRIEN: Sir, Quark’s new Furbys have become sentient and eaten the Defiant
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#Star Trek #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(but do you think you can live with it?) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
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