Consider: Who Would Win-arguments, but instead of fighting each other, it’s two characters with somewhat similar skillsets, facing each other in something neither of them have experience in.
Geralt of Rivia vs Aragorn, son of Arathorn (book versions of both for clarity); which one of them would win in a match of table tennis?
#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once