Fae that keep uranium amulets, clothes made out of asbestos and bowls of lead-infused water around their residences as a human deterrent. They don’t know why humans loathe these items, but for as long as it makes them fuck off, these charms are useful.
you wake up and a fairy is snorting the line of salt you put on your windowsill like it’s coke.
‘doesn’t that shit kill you?’ you ask, deeply perturbed.
‘not very fast,’ the fairy says, and keeps snorting.
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Brinens and Things 