fortooate:

play-now-my-lord:

it’s wizard wednesday…. tell me of your strongest spells

Summon Horny Ghost (lvl 5 abjuration)
Expand Hand (lvl 3 alteration)
Fireball That Can Only Be Cast In Panera Bread (lvl 2 evocation)

aridize countertop ([transmutation] wizard 1, kitchen witch 0)

fall faster ([conjuration (force)] wizard 1, druid 1, bird 0)

watch feature-length film ([divination (evil)] cleric 5, wizard 9)

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(”watch feature-length film” being a 9th-level spell) #((I don’t know its level but Lend Executive Function comes to mind as one of my strongest spells)) #this post was queued to ensure proper timing