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theothin:

could be a bit late for this particular method, but. if you have anything you want to save, find some way of doing it


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#Twitter #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers #PSA #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #amnesia cw?

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sigmaleph:

a stopped clock is right twice a day

a clock with a 0.1% error in the length of a second is right once every five hundred days, if you don’t apply corrections

this is not a metaphor for anything


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#…I’ve had this in my to-consider-reblogging tabs multiple days longer than the previous post #I didn’t *intend* to pair them #but something interesting might shake out of the juxtaposition #clocks

nunyabizni:

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thisbluespirit:

secrecysjurisdiction:

such-justice-wow:

What the fuck

Room full of clocks at different times, you say

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Me, innocently: ooh, someone used a gif… which one?

Me, moments later: dear. god. yes. 100% apt giff usage, thank you.  Steel approved.


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#Sapphire and Steel #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #juxtaposition #storytime #clocks #(also in all seriousness that house sounds like hell to live in) #(my brother recently tried to put up an analog clock in the living room and I couldn’t stand it)


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tanadrin:

werewolf: a male lycanthrope

wifewolf: a female lycanthrope

willwolf: a voluntary lycanthrope

whiffwolf: a lycanthrope that needs a bath

wellwolf: a creature that it sometimes a wolf and sometimes a water source

wealwolf: a lycanthrope that’s done well for themselves in business

walewolf: a lycanthrope that beats people up instead of biting them

wailwolf: a sad lycanthrope

whalewolf: the terror of the high seas

warwolf: a trebuchet manufactured during the siege on stirling castle

wallwolf: a lycanthrope that’s shy at parties

waswolf: a recovered lycanthrope

wheelwolf: your lycanthrope friend that’s DDing for the night

whizwolf: a lycanthrope that’s gotta take a leak

whirlwolf: a lyncanthrope chasing its own tail

wholewolf: the equivalent of two whalfwolves

whorewolf: a lyncanthrope of negotiable affection

warmwolf: a cozy canine

wormwolf: as in, the wifewolf says to the werewolf, ‘would you still love me if i were a wormwolf?’

#i’m stealing whalewolves for sure #you fuckers with your yacht better watch out (itsbenedict)


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #language #werewolves

incendavery:

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this comic brought to you by my bachelors degree in linguistics


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#me‚ a th-fronter: this is just fae pronouns #we tried those‚ and they’re not *nonexistent* but they didn’t get super popular‚ didn’t *stick* like singular they did #galaxy brain: pronounce the *plural* they with a θ #language #comics #art #fun wif forn fronting #gender

mmilhouse:

i wish a songwriter wouljd be brave enough to write about the unexplored topic of having a fun night at the club


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#music #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #clubbers live in a dark-matter universe #witnessed only indirectly through their media #like alloromantics but much more so #(I do personally know a fair number of alloromantics) #(and even some alloromantic allistics) #(but the percentage of special interests depicted in pop music that are romantic is *way* higher than the percentage I see around me) #(in my own part of the elephant) #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see


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derinthescarletpescatarian:

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

goblinwithblankets:

Drinking spiders??!

derinthescarletpescatarian:

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

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And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

chazzaroo47:

I hesitate to ask, but as someone who knows that sort of drink as a “float” because the ice cream floats, why is it called a spider?

derinthescarletpescatarian:

According to wikipedia it’s because the reaction that makes the foam layer is reminiscent of a spider’s web. I don’t see it, but sure.

carnivalseb:

hold on, is this where we’ve been going wrong the whole time?
is Spiders Georg just really into icecream floats?

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Hyperglycemia Georg, who

hauntoblogical:

Spiders Georg out there pioneering previously-undiscovered levels of brain freeze


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#we’re not here to fuck spiders because that would give us horrible yeast infections #language #food #Australia #Spiders Georg #embarrassment squick? #illness mention #the more you know