Walgreens says they’ll add multiple vaccinations into a single shot! They show a big list of vaccinations! I didn’t know some of these existed yesterday! Gotta admit, I’m a slightly tempted to just get everything even if there’s no practical value to it. Is there any reason why I would not want to do that? I know older people with little impact craters on their arms where they got the smallpox shot back in the day, so a least some vaccines aren’t as simple and painless as the covid19 one is… would they leave it off this list if it was a potentially serious one, like if getting vaccine for yellow fever could harm somebody then maybe they wouldn’t let me just get it all willy nilly when I’m not actually at risk of tropical diseases. I don’t actually know!
COVID-19
Pneumonia (Pneumococcal)
Shingles (Herpes Zoster)
Tdap (Whooping Cough)
Chickenpox (Varicella)
Cholera (Vaxchora)
HPV (Human Papillomavirus)
Hepatitis A (Hep A)
Hepatitis A/Hepatitis B (combination)
Hepatitis B (Hep B)
Japanese Encephalitis
MMR (Measles, Mumps and Rubella)
Meningitis (Meningococcal)
Polio
Rabies
Td (Tetanus, Diphtheria)
Typhoid
Yellow Fever
I know I got whatever was considered standard childhood vaccinations when I was a kid, and I know that included MMR, but I honestly don’t remember if that included anything else on the list. Whooping cough is one of those diseases that kids don’t get anymore, presumably I’ve got that one maybe? Better check on that.
Walgreens apparently will not let me get a booster with a different brand name, those bastards. They say “CDC recommends getting the same brand” and then link to the CDC page that does in fact say getting mix-n-match boosters is okay. Apparently CVS is cool with it? I think I’ll just sign up for the covid19 and flu combo for now.
what’s this? an opportunity to get myself injected with an unwise medley of juices?
color me intrigued
alright but I unironically want several of these for Actual Reasons besides The Juice. how much is too much
Pro-vaccine advice: don’t get all of these vaccines
You really shouldn’t get the cholera vaccine, unless you’re seriously likely to need the cholera vaccine. It lasts about 3 months, and for the first 2 weeks you have to be super careful about washing your hands because you can transmit cholera to other people (because live attenuated).
TD isn’t needed if you’re getting TDaP (same TD there, plus pertussis).
Rabies only lasts about a year, I think, and it sucks to get unless you really need it. A better rabies vaccine would be great but we really don’t have it. I think there’s something similar with Typhoid; the immunity just doesn’t last.
There are 2 pneumonia vaccines, and you only really need one if you’re over 65 or have serious immune or respiratory issues (ask your doctor). Ditto for shingles; you don’t really need it if you are younger than that and/or had chickenpox after the age of 2 or 3.
The one non-standard one you could seriously consider getting is Yellow Fever, and they generally don’t recommend it unless you’re going to need it. It has a low complication rate, of something like 1/50 to 100M, but does have the possibility of giving you the virus. It’s still one of those we could consider expanding, but we really did wipe it out in the US.
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#illness tw #vaccines #the more you know #transient immunity is such bullshit #it used to be when I was sick I would take comfort in the belief that at least I’d taken the bullet for my future self #turns out that’s not always true #sometimes you go through all that shit for nothing #also I do generally recommend hunting down a possessor of your childhood vaccine records and demanding a copy #it’s good knowledge to have and I’m glad I did it
How you expect the “no weapon forged by mortal hands shall slay me” loophole to go down: playing with the definitions of “weapon”, “forged”, or possibly “mortal”.
How it actually goes down: the blacksmith who forged the sword is a giant spider – strictly speaking all of their limbs are feet.
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#spiders #fun with loopholes #story ideas I will never write #violence mention #death mention
This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this
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#what do you mean ”as an adult” #as a kid we went around at 2 AM and changed them together #as a teenager Dad *sometimes* did them and I–the earliest riser–went around in the morning and caught the ones he’d missed #(he tended to miss the thermostat) #these days it *is* entirely my job though #don’t forget the microwave! #Daylight Savings Time #domesticity
1 boxing is correct, for the explanation simulate me and ask him because i am busy
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #philosophy #high context jokes
We shall cleanse this world with fire and the needle.
(the swords are a metaphor)
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(date of origin: June 7th, 2019)
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#I still haven’t decided if ”may you burn in the fires of Gehenna like the garbage you are” is a good line or an over-the-top line #(not towards *you*‚ Benedict‚ just as a tool in one’s arsenal) #this is why I don’t call myself an effective altruist #I greatly appreciate effective altruists and I feel some favour towards their goals #but utilitarianism is‚ frankly‚ not actually why I donate to the RC Forward Global Health Fund #the slain microbes of the Lord shall be many #reply via reblog #art #angels #illness tw?
I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.
Item: enchanted chainmail bikini/headband/anklet set
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#art #comics #clothing #fun with loopholes #…nsfw?