sunnywlw:

i broke into ur brain just to call u out in this quiz (but in a soft way). how does it feel to be loved by u?

 

eikotheblue:

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I’m so sad! why is there no blue!!! how am I supposed to answer this???

 

eikotheblue:

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marikiathoi:

Same result! Also,

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Tags:

#memes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(the animal that doesn’t exist) #I got the feels-like-home result too #I do not love freely and I feel like ”safe/non-intimidating” is something I strive for more than something that comes naturally #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what

itsinjustbeing:

the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”


Tags:

#…I don’t know if I relate to this or not #like sure *all else equal* I do not want strangers perceiving me #(and I *absolutely* do *not* want them thinking I’m fuckable) #but the fact is that if you show up to the grocery store in a respirator and a utility belt you *will* be Perceived #and if that’s the price I have to pay then so be it #maybe my gender is ”prepper” #gender #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers

andmaybegayer:

People who act like TTRPG players all used to be self-serious hardcore roleplayers who were super into the statistics of fights and playing everything straight clearly never read 2525 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG, which includes such gems as:

65. There is no Summon Bimbo spell.
349. Power Word: Beer Me is not a real spell.
579. “Pimp my Death Star” is not a real show, and I’d better believe Grand Moff Tarkin knows this.
687. I cannot backstab anybody with a Buick Skylark.
941. In the middle of a black ops I cannot make an educational video.
1141. In the middle of a Black Ops I will not look at the target’s HR files to see if they have better benefits.
1362. The cleric is not tax exempt.
1658. The words “Rock Opera” will not appear in any of my wishes.
1901. Even if my Jedi has a Scottish accent, can’t have a plaid lightsaber.
2218. We don’t have to consult a neurologist every time somebody fails a paralysis save.
2413. The barbarian can still berserk even if he hasn’t had his morning coffee.
2520.  At no point in the ritual do I get to ask Siri to read the rest of the exorcism for me.

Oh wow, he wrote more in 2019! I thought he stopped at 2,500! Thanks for the tip!

…oh wow, he’s *still* writing more, with a new (currently small) update so recent that it postdates OP [link].


Tags:

#reply via reblog #recs #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

seat-safety-switch:

There’s no reason to be afraid of component-level repair. Nowadays, a lot of stuff is made out of like four big parts, and the manufacturer tells you to replace the entire big part when it fucks up. It makes sense for all involved: the repairperson gets done quickly, the customer is happy that they don’t have to learn how things actually work, FedEx gets bigger boxes, and the manufacturer gets to sell a $300 replacement board for a $450 thing. What divides this kind of person from you and I, humble reader, is the desire to go deeper.

There are many motives that drive a person to consider the bottomless pit that is component-level repair. Simple curiosity. A desire to save the environment. Not wanting to let them “get one over” on you. Cheapness so severe that it borders on mental illness. Whatever the reason, all throughout the world, people are diving deep in the quest to truly understand their shit.

Sometimes you have to understand that shit better than the people who made it. After all, if they were all that bright, then it wouldn’t be broken, now would it? They’d have used the $2 part instead of the $0.17 part, like you’re about to. Now, the entire infrastructure that makes Western civilization possible has failed you, and it’s just you and your soldering iron, socket wrench, oxy-ace torch, or surgical scalpel. Finish, and you will believe you are a god. Fail, and – it was broken anyway, but at least now you sound smarter when you bitch about it at the bar.

So get out there right now, and go find something that’s busted and too expensive to replace. Then tear it apart, and figure out what tiny annoying piece of shit is making this big annoying piece of shit not work. You owe it to the rest of humanity, or at least your ego.


Tags:

#unreality cw? #(this blog’s *other* posts make it pretty clear that the blogger is a fictional character) #(but *this* one seems–while somewhat exaggerated–essentially true) #I *do* find scalpels and solder and whatnot kind of scary #(especially since usually the thing I am looking to tinker with isn’t *completely* broken) #(so I *could* very well make things worse) #but I think it’s good (if likely supererogatory) to *understand* repair even in cases where #you prefer to outsource the actual process to experts #it gives you a sense of things like ”which repairs are worth making” and ”is the repairer quoting you a price of $X fucking with you” #and for that matter ”which model should I buy bearing the possibility of future repairs in mind” #since sometimes the difference between ”DIY” and ”let’s outsource this” and ”nothing we can do about it” is in #how much the machine was set up to *allow* for repairs #(I’ve been getting into smartphone nerdery and have learned a lot about the importance of unlockable bootloaders and removable batteries) #tag rambles

unpretty:

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Someone else was here. He could hear their boots in the underbrush, quiet as they were. His ears flicked. The fleeing pilgrim, back again? He turned his head at just the right moment to catch her eyes.

Mostly hidden behind a tree in the shadows of the leaves, she looked like one of the abandoned changelings of the Faewild Forest. She had all the tells of a child once touched but not claimed, reflective pupils and pointed ears and streaks of grass-green in her hair. For those who turned, the final effect was ethereal. Half-done, they looked like dolls abandoned in the dirt, broken and mossy.

This one was grown, though. As grown as any human ever was. What had made her leave the forest, where she could have lived on ageless and waiting?

“Hello,” he said, and her eyes widened.

“You speak Astia?” she asked. Her voice was small and coarse.

“Most Taurils do,” he said.

Her thick brows furrowed. “No they don’t.”

“I think I’d know better than you do,” he said, and she pressed her lips together. “Have you met many Taurils?”

“They keep trying to kill me,” she said. “I’ve never heard one talk.” Her eyes drifted lower, still high above her head. “Or wear clothes,” she said. “Armor, but not clothes.”

“I’m old,” he said, and her eyes narrowed as she tried to connect the two statements. “Your horse must be very fast,” he added, since few Taurils ‘tried’ to kill rather than simply succeeding.

She grinned, pearl-white teeth glinting like knives. “My sword is very sharp,” she corrected.

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most of my WIPs lately have been things i can’t post but idk if this is going to be usable for anything even if it manages to go anywhere, so here, have a feral-ish hero and a monster king


Tags:

#storytime #death tw #amnesia cw #murder cw?

mqxim:

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kristof kintera


Tags:

#art #sculptures #I didn’t get it at first and then I realised it was a cityscape #I’m only *mostly* sure that that’s what the artist intended but that’s what *I’m* getting out of it

snake-and-mouse:

ndiecity:

You ever talk to someone who hates tumblrs userbase but has never actually used it so they’re completely unaware of the absolute batshit stuff that goes on here daily and they’re like “Tumblr? Ugh, that’s that website where everyone thinks Spider-Man is trans”

He is trans and if you disagree you don’t deserve to know about smooth shark


Tags:

#Tumblr: a User’s Guide #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(honestly though *nobody* deserves to know about smooth shark) #(smooth shark is not a thing that should be inflicted on anyone) #(if you don’t know what I’m talking about consider yourself lucky and I hope you never have to find out)