Ok, so theres like 14 tugboats working on the Ever Given now and the tide is coming in. They MIGHT be able to refloat her today.
As a hilarious side note, THIS apparently happened on a highway in china this morning, which SEEMS like a joke but is apparently real:
in the spirit realm, an evergreen tree has fallen and blocked the River of Life; the material realm will be forced to echo and reenact this higher reality in various ways until the problem is rectified at the source
#Ever Given #oh my god #(I looked it up and this is apparently a real thing that really happened at that real timestamp) #(also: they’ve made *some* progress on unsticking the Ever Given but they’ve still got a ways to go)