Brinens and Things

glumshoe:

a power move is writing Stephen King into your horror novel as a minor character

 

rae-napier64:

I mean, you’re not wrong. But what story are you writing and when can I read it?

 

glumshoe:

It’s a story about a clown who is wrongfully blamed for the murder of a child and is killed by vigilante townsfolk who don’t accept his innocent verdict. Years later, after bouncing from one foster home to the next, his daughter returns to Maine as an adult and decides to avenge her father… by murdering Stephen King, who she blames for inciting the anti-clown mass hysteria that killed her father.

(I’m not writing this book. I should.)

 

nanofishology:

Stephen King wrote himself into the books he wrote as Richard Bachman though.

Though… I think he ended up killing Richard Bachman off instead?

 

glumshoe:

He’s written himself into a lot of his books. That’s why I think Stephen King should be considered a public domain character as soon as he turns 75.

 

janeandthehivequeen:

After seeing that last comment I hit reblog SO fast

 

glumshoe:

Dracula, Robin Hood, Sherlock Holmes, and Stephen King: a classic public domain lineup.

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #death tw