Brinens and Things

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avantegarda:

I saw a post about traditional folk music genres from around the world and I couldn’t resist the urge to do one for some of the various kindreds of Elves, I am so sorry

Vanyarin Folk Music Genres

• God Loves Everyone But Especially Us
• Gee The Valar Sure Are Great
• Here Is An Hour-Long Poem About Wine
• Let’s Stomp On Some Grapes
• My Wife/Husband Has The Prettiest Hair In Town
• Everything Is Absolutely Fine

Noldorin Folk Music Genres

• My Family Is The Best And Bravest, Fuck You
• A Comprehensive List Of Things Feanor Has Invented
• I Would Kill God For A Silmaril
• I Built You A Giant Library Because I Love You
• Look At How Shiny And Glamorous Our Swords Are
• Oh Shit We Fucked Up We Fucked Up

Telerin Folk Music Genres

• Yo Ho Ho We Are Not Pirates But We Appreciate The Aesthetic
• My Girlfriend Makes The Best Boat Sails
• I Caught A Fish And It Was Thiiiis Big
• Boats Boats Boats Boats Boats
• The Noldor Killed Everyone I Love (Fuck You)

Sindarin Folk Music Genres

• All Trees Are Great But Especially This One (It’s A Metaphor For Love)
• Never Forget How Hot The King’s Wife And Daughter Are
• I Shot That Deer Because I Respect It
• I Made Moonshine And Now We Must Dance All Night
• Please Marry Me, I Have A Very Long Bow (Definitely Not A Double Entendre)
• Fuck All The Noldor Except The Ones Thingol Is Related To (But Also Them A Little Bit)

Avarin Folk Music Genres

• I Never Live In The Same Place For More Than A Year (Huzzah, Adventure!)
• I Don’t Know Who Manwe Is And At This Point I’m Too Embarrassed To Ask
• Will You Marry Me If I Wrestle A Bear?
• Congratulate Us On Avoiding Being In This Story

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#Middle Earth #music #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog