Brinens and Things

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writing-prompt-s:

You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part

 

feynites:

Me: *plucks out another hair*

Sadistic Genie: Okay I know that technically counts but I really feel you’re not getting into the spirit of-

Me: *ceremonially sacrifices hair, very seriously*

Sadistic Genie: Like one time, just once, couldn’t it be a toe or a finger or something?

Me: Oh like how you so graciously go by what people ‘mean’ and not exactly how they’ve phrased things?

Sadistic Genie: …

Me: …

Sadistic Genie: …sometimes I-

Me: Just resurrect them already.

 

blackaquokat:

@forcesensitiveaurawielder Loophooooooole!!!!!

 

sweetiepie08:

Most dust is just dead skin cells, so in theory you could resurrect someone by emptying your vacuum.

 

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

Genie:

me: one ressurection per skin cell counts dude, it´s my body part

Genie:

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Tags:

#oh look an update #fun with loopholes #death tw