“You’re really in for it now.”
“Oh, it was all in good fun.”
“I don’t think you’re going to be able to laugh this one off.”
“Sure I will. Everybody knows I’m just an awful little creature. I do things and no-one knows why, least of all me.”
“You opened a portal to the Twelfth Plane of Torment in the Queen’s bathroom!”
“It’s like how some raccoons can pick locks.”
“You’re not a – wait. Are you arguing that you can’t be held responsible for your actions because you’re non-sapient?”
“You can’t prove that I experience things.”
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