prokopetz:

“You’re really in for it now.”

“Oh, it was all in good fun.”

“I don’t think you’re going to be able to laugh this one off.”

“Sure I will. Everybody knows I’m just an awful little creature. I do things and no-one knows why, least of all me.”

“You opened a portal to the Twelfth Plane of Torment in the Queen’s bathroom!”

“It’s like how some raccoons can pick locks.”

“You’re not a – wait. Are you arguing that you can’t be held responsible for your actions because you’re non-sapient?”

“You can’t prove that I experience things.”


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #storytime

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