So everyone knows that the whole “winged human” depiction of angels is more of a renaissance art thing, and angels are actually supposed to look like weird otherworldly monsters with many eyes and six wings and things like that.
Except that doesn’t sound otherworldly at all. That sounds like the most common group of animals in the world.
Many eyes? Insects can have thousands.
Six wings? While most winged insects have only 2-4, there’s a few species that can have 6.
Conclusion: angels are talking bugs. Thanks for coming to my ted talk
GIANT talking bugs. That explains the whole “be not afraid” thing…
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