V: Hey Siddy guess what happened with that Luke guy
S: I hope you’re contacting me to report he’s been turned, or failing that, taken prisoner, or failing that, killed
S: and if you call me Siddy one more time I am officially changing your name to Darth Vaddy on all the official documents
V: nah the Luke guy fell down a shaft and my Force senses tell me he’s still alive
S: how did you manage to accomplish this particular military outcome using the tens of thousands of troops under your command
V: not important
V: the important part is
S: oh no
V: just before he fell down the shaft
S: please tell me you didn’t
V: I was like “Obi-Wan never told you the truth”
S: Vader what is WRONG is with you
V: “I am your father!”
S: do you HAVE to try to convince every Jedi that you’re their father
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#Star Wars #(those of you who read the comments on my previous post will recognise this as the post Tumblr wouldn’t let me read) #(but I read it anyway and it’s great so I’m sharing it with all of you) #fanfic
Brinens and Things 