How do people with good eyesight go to sleep? When I’m done with the day I take my glasses off and the world is suddenly a pleasant blur of the most generously monet filter of vision degradation and it’s like. We’re done. You don’t gotta see anything anymore. You try sleeping with perfect eyes??? Seeing stuff????? Sad. Shitty eyesight uncorrected is half a dream state already where you did lose your fucking glasses and you won’t find them till morn but it don’t fucking matter till morn do it
Also people with contacts are strong because we casually remove things from our eyeballs, people with 20/20 vision are coddled and weak and they will not survive when the eyeball touching winter comes
Maybe this is why all my friends with shitty eyesight can get to sleep easily and it takes me 4 hours
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#I find it goes more the other way #to me it’s not that no-glasses makes it easier to sleep as much as yes-glasses makes it easier to wake up #on those occasions that I have trouble getting up it’s entirely in the part before I put my glasses on #because putting glasses on sends a very strong signal to my brain of ”okay it is Getting Up Time Now and there will be No More Dawdling” #(probably-relevant note: I’m *not* caffeine-addicted) #in a more morphologically free world I think I would get my vision fixed #and then have the lenses in my glasses replaced with non-prescription ones and keep wearing them #I would like the *option* of functioning without glasses but refrain from taking that option whenever possible #my glasses are Part Of Me #even wearing very similar (but not exactly the same model) glasses feels wrong #(at least I managed to find a backup pair whose differences are subtle enough you can’t tell from the outside) #(so if one day I am forced to resort to them long-term I will still be able to look in the mirror and see myself) #(even if I don’t *feel* like myself) #((also yeah one of the *other* reasons I don’t wear contacts is because I’m a wimp)) #tag rambles
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