head of the misuse of muggle artefacts office: oh shit i gotta do an interview now? i don’t even know what we do here! we misuse some muggle shit? sounds right. sure. hey, kid, what’s your name
arthur: arthur weasley, sir
head: you misused any muggle shit recently?
arthur: today i enchanted these toasters to make them sentient, and also angry
head: holy shit can you start right now
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