mankind: here’s a agonizingly beautiful tale of heroism, love, passion, betrayal, and self-sacrifice. we spent $40 billion on it and the greatest artists, writers, and composers of our generation poured their hearts and souls into it. it was all worth it if we can but move you, our precious consumer, to shed a single tear
me: k
mankind: here’s a twenty-second video of a dog being rescued. we recorded it on a potato
me: I’m not crying YOU’RE crying
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(”we recorded it on a potato”)
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