Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”
“Your mother never would have wanted this!”
“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”
“Your wife wouldn’t have wanted this!”
“To be honest, I’m following her list of instructions. Do you think I came up with this plan by myself?”
“I wanted to go to art school, but no! You had to kill my sister and make me enact her 37 step plan on what to do in case she was murdered!”
@shedoesnotcomprehend for some reason I felt like this was relevant to your interests???
and you were SO RIGHT
(zari: *looks down at list* *sighs* “look, she specified I need to push you off this cliff in the rain, and the forecast is for it to clear up before noon, can you please wrap this up because otherwise I’m going to have to orchestrate you watching everything you love fall apart all over again.”)
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #death tw
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