Peter Piper probably never picked a peck of pickled peppers for the peppers can’t have been pickled prior to picking. The pickling procedure takes place post picking, and the possibility of Peter piper picking a peck of pickled peppers is preposterous. The paradoxically penned poem positing Peter’s picking of the pickled peppers is past probability due to its postulating on peppers that were pickled pre-picking.
Perhaps Peter is a petty pilferer, picking a peck of peppers from the platform of a plant where peppers are processed for pickling in preparation for purchase by the populace?
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