One(world)-upsmanship

May 7, 2016September 26, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

sinesalvatorem:

Me: This is the type of quality Ilzo we have come to recognise the world-over.

Me: *ie: In the US and the Caribbean.

@ilzolende: Ehh, the US is the entire world, and adding the Caribbean adds a third world, so that’s enough world for me.

Me: Technically, the Caribbean includes the second and third worlds, because Cuba is still Socialist.

@ilzolende: Ooh!

@ilzolende: We have all 3 worlds!

@ilzolende: That is Most World.

Me: See, my people have twice as many worlds as yours! Take that!

Ilzo Kiefer: Only because you’re dirty commies.

Alison @sinesalvatorem: Truuue

Ilzo Kiefer: Okay, okay, commies who often shower multiple times per day.

Ilzo Kiefer: But still commies.

Alison @sinesalvatorem: Hey! I was about to make that same joke!

Ilzo Kiefer: What are you going to do? Have your communist buddies expropriate it?

Alison @sinesalvatorem: You do realise that ~~stealing~~ expropriating my jokes is COMMUNISM, right?

Alison @sinesalvatorem: Dammit!

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #awww you’re so in sync

May 4, 2016September 26, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

goldgf:

yoda: do or do not, there is no try

me: only a sith deals in absolutes

yoda: [ starts sweatin ]

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#Star Wars #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #got a point there

May 3, 2016September 26, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

sinesalvatorem:

nniihilsupernum:

cryopearl:

shunthewitch:

cryopearl:

Everybody that reblogs this by May 10th will get a traditionally drawn character based on what I think you look like after scrolling through your blog

I think he will have stopped because of how many fucking people xD

nope, im doing everybody that reblogs this! the only thing its doing is making it take a bit longer. i could easily put out 20 or 30 of them in a day, maybe even more if im feeling productive (i draw a lot in my spare time), so really, its just giving me more practice, which is good. im not stopping because of the numbers!

i doubt the person posting this will be able to get to 36k people bc that’s like a multi-year project but ill draw a character based on anyone who reblogs this from me

It’s going to be a Hamilton, won’t it.

I will, um, make a Hamilton-based couplet for people who reblog from me?

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#what ilzolende said #(”I’m not trash of the thing”) #(”but I cannot easily refuse an offer of poetry about me”) #also OP has stated that due to overwhelming interest they’ve ended this post early #and are no longer adding new rebloggers to the drawing to-do list #so I’m not adding to their workload

May 3, 2016September 26, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

truffledmadness:

Be wary of anyone who talks about “the real world.” Your world is real. Your experiences are real. And the phrase “the real world” tends to be bandied about by people who want you to imagine that everyone is as cruel as them, you’re just too sheltered to know it.

No matter how many adult responsibilities you have, it is not impossible to find compassionate people.

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#yes this #well sort of #I mostly get into trouble not with ”everyone is cruel” #but ”everyone is cruel *in these particular ways*” #and claiming that because my culture generally expresses its cruelty in different ways it is not real #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #our roads may be golden or broken or lost

May 2, 2016September 26, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

unpretty:

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

unpretty:

#what would you even do as an artist #if one day superman is just wearing a costume that is clearly your design #like superman was clearly looking at your deviantart #there is a chance that superman saw that art you drew of him kissing batman #why is he wearing the costume you designed #is he trying to send a message #is he saying that he really does smooch batman #did superman see your kryptosona #how much does he know

someone said they wanted to be able to reblog this with my horrible tags

reallyohcrap:

no but like… do you sue him for using your designs? Do you politely ask him to stop using your designs? Do you ask him for license fees when the Superman merchandise adopts your design as well?

unpretty:

i am absolutely sure that he would find one with an artist’s comment/description that included “hey superman if you’re reading this feel free to use this anytime ok ;3″ and he would say “oh man that’s so thoughtful, thank you weedhorse69, I think I will” and like how do you explain in court that you, weedhorse69, did not intend for your statement to be any kind of contractual offer because you did not think he would ever find your public internet post with his name all over it

mellydraws:

#people are reblogging the version of this without my final addition #offended that i would suggest clark kent wouldn’t credit the artist #missing what i consider to be the obvious facts of the matter #it’s probably a costume designed out of pure thirst too like #weedhorse69 is gonna keep his mouth shut because this way he gets to watch superman #running around town in a costume that really shows off his biceps and abs #he thought it looked summery #the league holds an intervention asking him to please stop wearing it #he does not stop no one can stop him #batman v superman II: clark please put on a real shirt

unpretty:

tumblr is garbage and likes to resize everything and readmores don’t work on mobile anyway so you all will just have to click through if you want to read weedhorse69′s chatlog screenshots

nekare:

THAT CHATLOG THO

lizawithazed:

OMG IF YOU LOVE DC READ THAT CHATLOG IT IS AMAZING

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#Superman #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(make sure to read the chatlog)

guys holy fuck

May 2, 2016September 26, 2019 ~ Brin ~ Leave a comment

sindri42:

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

sindri42:

I call it the wristfucker.

sindri42:

Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

sindri42:

THIS IS STUPID

sindri42:

Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

sindri42:

Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

sindri42: