One(world)-upsmanship

ilzolende:

sinesalvatorem:

Me: This is the type of quality Ilzo we have come to recognise the world-over.

Me: *ie: In the US and the Caribbean.

@ilzolende: Ehh, the US is the entire world, and adding the Caribbean adds a third world, so that’s enough world for me.

Me: Technically, the Caribbean includes the second and third worlds, because Cuba is still Socialist.

@ilzolende: Ooh!

@ilzolende: We have all 3 worlds!

@ilzolende: That is Most World.

Me: See, my people have twice as many worlds as yours! Take that!

Ilzo Kiefer: Only because you’re dirty commies.

Alison @sinesalvatorem: Truuue

Ilzo Kiefer: Okay, okay, commies who often shower multiple times per day.

Ilzo Kiefer: But still commies.

Alison @sinesalvatorem​: Hey! I was about to make that same joke!

Ilzo Kiefer: What are you going to do? Have your communist buddies expropriate it?

Alison @sinesalvatorem​: You do realise that stealing expropriating my jokes is COMMUNISM, right?

Alison @sinesalvatorem​: Dammit!


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #awww you’re so in sync

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