everyone has that one story that sounds fake but isnt
Hey! I will have you know that I am completely normal and believable! In fact, I was born normal and belie-
…Actually, no, that’s a fucking lie. Even my birth was engineered for dumb reasons.
Like, my due date was the 7th of February. However, I was late, because executive dysfunction. After I had been late for a while, the midwife started suggesting that they induce the birth.
Eventually, the 13th rolled around and she said she had Valentine’s plans with her husband, so she wouldn’t be available if my mother went into labour the next day. So my mum was like “fiiiiine” and they induced on the 13th.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(‘however I was late because executive dysfunction’)
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