BFZ Allies: Crack paramilitary squad of fighters willing to lay down their lives for Zendikar. Bards are conspicuously absent.
Zendikar-Block Allies: A bunch of cocky assholes who are bound only by the profit motive and would gladly betray each other for a Kit Kat. Bards are present.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I don’t even *recognise* this jargon let alone speak it #I just find ‘would gladly betray each other for a Kit Kat’ hilarious #(P.S. I poked through the tags other people have used for this and apparently the jargon it’s in is) #Magic the Gathering #(still laughing about Kit Kats)
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