inquisitivefeminist asked: I looked into the mirror with my incandescent green eyes that sparkle like diamonds and sighed, because I, Aretta Susan Waterfall, was not beautiful.

sinesalvatorem:

In fact, my porcelain skin and 24 carat gold hair (ethically mined in Guinea-Bissau) were so hideous that all the boys in my class asked me out three times a day out of sheer pity.


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#Lyttle Lytton ask meme #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

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