inquisitivefeminist asked: I looked into the mirror with my incandescent green eyes that sparkle like diamonds and sighed, because I, Aretta Susan Waterfall, was not beautiful.


In fact, my porcelain skin and 24 carat gold hair (ethically mined in Guinea-Bissau) were so hideous that all the boys in my class asked me out three times a day out of sheer pity.


#Lyttle Lytton ask meme #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

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